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ALABAMA ENGINAEERING EXAM !!!!!
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in Alabama. We
challange anyone to take this Exam administered by the
UNIVERSITY of ALABAMA ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT
1. Calculate the smalleds limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support
a 10 pund possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your
Front Yard ????
a) '65 Ford Fairlane
B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 Gallons of shine
produced per hour, how many car radiators are rquired to condense the
product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM the desity of the
pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres
in size. The average tree diameter is 14 Inches. How many Budweisers will
be drunk before the trees are cut down !!!
5. If every old refregerator in the state vented a charge of R-12
Simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease of the Ozone Layer?
6. A Front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field
rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The
porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how
many Hound Dogs will be Killed ??
7. A man owns a Kentucky house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children
place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for
their electric appliances to sit out Front?
8. A 2-Ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope
on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given average traffic
conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a
vehicle with a muffler?
9. A coal mine operates an NFPA class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine
employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of
the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during
the shift?
10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how
long will it take a town which has beer bypassed by the interstate to
breed a country-western singer ?
LOL CB
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in Alabama. We
challange anyone to take this Exam administered by the
UNIVERSITY of ALABAMA ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT
1. Calculate the smalleds limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support
a 10 pund possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your
Front Yard ????
a) '65 Ford Fairlane
B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 Gallons of shine
produced per hour, how many car radiators are rquired to condense the
product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM the desity of the
pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres
in size. The average tree diameter is 14 Inches. How many Budweisers will
be drunk before the trees are cut down !!!
5. If every old refregerator in the state vented a charge of R-12
Simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease of the Ozone Layer?
6. A Front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field
rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The
porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how
many Hound Dogs will be Killed ??
7. A man owns a Kentucky house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children
place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for
their electric appliances to sit out Front?
8. A 2-Ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope
on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given average traffic
conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a
vehicle with a muffler?
9. A coal mine operates an NFPA class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine
employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of
the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during
the shift?
10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how
long will it take a town which has beer bypassed by the interstate to
breed a country-western singer ?
LOL CB
