Two good ol' boy southern alligators were sittin' at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, Ah cain't unnerstand how yew can be so much bigger'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids...Ah just don't get it.
"Well," the big 'gator said, "What you bin eatin' boy?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmmm..Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down t'other side a the swamp, in the parking lot a that law firm."
"Same here..Hmm.. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one a them Lexus cars, and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab onto their laig, shakes the sh!t outta them and then I eats them."
"Aha!" said the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time ya get's finished shakin' the sh!t outta a lawyer, ain't nothin left 'cept the #### and a briefcase."
"Well," the big 'gator said, "What you bin eatin' boy?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmmm..Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down t'other side a the swamp, in the parking lot a that law firm."
"Same here..Hmm.. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one a them Lexus cars, and waits fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab onto their laig, shakes the sh!t outta them and then I eats them."
"Aha!" said the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time ya get's finished shakin' the sh!t outta a lawyer, ain't nothin left 'cept the #### and a briefcase."
