Whirlygirl
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- Mar 11, 2003
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A Newfie goes to the Doctor with potty problems....
"Dactor, it's me arse. I'd needs ya ta hava look".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
$10 note appears.
This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur jezz sakes yank it out, bye!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare
bye?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "$1,990 exactly."
Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."
"Dactor, it's me arse. I'd needs ya ta hava look".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible" he says, "there is a $20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
$10 note appears.
This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur jezz sakes yank it out, bye!" shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare
bye?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "$1,990 exactly."
Ah, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."