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17 WAYS TO COOK A TURKEY

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put turkey in the oven
4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take 3 more drinks of whiskey
7. Turk the basety
8. Whiskey another bottle of get
9. Ponder the meat themometer
10. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
11. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
12. Take the oven out of the turkey
13. Floor the turkey off the pick
14. Turk the carvey
15. Get yourself another scottle of botch
16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17. Bless the dinner and pass out

Happy Thanksgiving To All!!
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