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here's todays health tip courtesy of the national post's darren bernhardt... remember ladies & gents... "we're all in this together"!!... 
NHL Lockout Could Spawn Baby Boom
"It's all about shagging... Saturday night and no hockey on tv, think about it... the lack of an NHL season doesn't mean an end to scoring. The body-checking, if you like, is now taking place in the bedrooms across the nation and could result in a minor baby boom come June - nine months after the hockey season was set to begin.
"I think there's a lot of guys wandering around wondering what to do with themselves, looking for new hobbies," said Sue McGarvie, a renowned sex & relationship therapist since 1992 and host of the syndicated radio call-in shown Sunday Night Sex with Sue.
"If you have people hovering (!!!) around like that, there's going to be more sex. You can count on it."
Ms. McGarvie quoted former First Lady Hillary Clinton, who once said she and Bill would have had a lot more kids if they had just taken more holidays.
People with time on their hands have a lot more sex, said Ms. McGarvie, noting it was good for their health. "For men over the age of 40, regular sex decreases the risk of getting a heart attack by 48%. It also decreases the chance of having prostate problems," she said. "So take this time away from sitting on the couch drinking beer to consider your health. Shag more. It's all about the shagging".
NHL Lockout Could Spawn Baby Boom
"It's all about shagging... Saturday night and no hockey on tv, think about it... the lack of an NHL season doesn't mean an end to scoring. The body-checking, if you like, is now taking place in the bedrooms across the nation and could result in a minor baby boom come June - nine months after the hockey season was set to begin.
"I think there's a lot of guys wandering around wondering what to do with themselves, looking for new hobbies," said Sue McGarvie, a renowned sex & relationship therapist since 1992 and host of the syndicated radio call-in shown Sunday Night Sex with Sue.
"If you have people hovering (!!!) around like that, there's going to be more sex. You can count on it."
Ms. McGarvie quoted former First Lady Hillary Clinton, who once said she and Bill would have had a lot more kids if they had just taken more holidays.
People with time on their hands have a lot more sex, said Ms. McGarvie, noting it was good for their health. "For men over the age of 40, regular sex decreases the risk of getting a heart attack by 48%. It also decreases the chance of having prostate problems," she said. "So take this time away from sitting on the couch drinking beer to consider your health. Shag more. It's all about the shagging".
All this will keep the 'hormones raging' for awhile. 
