A New Slogan

[WCT]

LCC= Lots of Customer Complaints 😀

 

[DrBeth]

LCC = Low Class & Crass!

 

[WCT]

fly with US, you'll never know how far you can walk.

From A30 to B28 at Sky Harbor. Or B4 to the A18 in PHL. Oh my! :huh:

 

[usairfa05]

Pay more for less. US Airways

 

[Art at ISP]

On time--all the time--with or without you....

 

[Zarah]

"It is amazing what you can accomplish with a little imagination and a wad of duct tape."

"If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough."

 

[Dog Wonder]

Hey Ma!

Wanna fly on an aeroplane?

 

[Singleflyer]

Press Release:

Today Tempe Az based America Worst Airline merged with Arlington, Va Useless Airways to form a new low class carrier (LCC) to be named America's Worst and most Useless Airline.

 

[Travelpro72]

US Airways....The Cheapest Liars In The Sky.

 

[Final Boarding Call]

We frequently use We're not happy till you're not happy! As we shut the door 5 min early and the plane pushes back as the late connecting passengers stand at the jetway door and yell at us.
Passengers....the next "survey" that goes around maybe you should make customer service a priority. Untill then US the airline of (regrettable) choice.

 

[CLT CS AGENT]

The New US Trailways, We care even less today than yesterday!
or
CircUS Airways, If you think stuffing clowns in car is great, then you're gonna love us!
or
What the Hell do you want?!?!
or
Bring your own duct tape and check a second bag for FREE!
or
"No one will abuse you more!
or
"The Blue Light Special"
or
"You know you're a Redneck Airline when..."

 

[Planemx]

US Airways - you ain't seen nothing yet
or
US Airways - try the Koolaide

 

[757fixer]

"The wings of morons"

 

[phllax]

US Airways - Even lower than the worst Indonesian, African, Chinese & Russian carriers combined!

 

[PayParity]

Fly the biggest whiners in the sky