A New Slogan

[DrBeth]

We've lowered our standards. Now up yours.

I am laughing so hard, I am crying! Great use of double entendre!

 

[spanglish]

We've lowered our standards. Now up yours.

Can we play the theme from Sanford and Son along with the slogan?

 

[jd027]

You make US cry.

 

[Chicken or Beef??]

"US AIRWAYS - PISSING OFF ONE PASSENGER AT AT TIME"

 

[Chicken or Beef??]

IN A RUSH - TAKE THE BUS
GOT TIME TO SPARE FLY USAIR

 

[perserverance]

Thank You For Flying USAIRWAYS and Good Luck............

 

[Planemx]

We've lowered our standards. Now up yours.

there are some good ones....but this is CLASSIC. Accurate on so many levels and yet wet your pants funny.

You win.

 

[Glucose Intolerant]

"It's time for a FLEET enema folks........ I say we start in Tempe."

"US Airways owned and operated by America West..... at least we know who to blame".

"US Airways - Began with US"

 

[REACC1]

See below.

 

[Ignacio]

US Airways - One of the world's largest.

 

[jimcfs]

US Airways -- where flying is always an adventure.

 

[jetster]

LCC......Least Competent Carrier, brought to you by the management of USS Airways, the only sinking ship to ever fly.

 

[The Bagfather]

Here's a serious one: "FOLLOW US TO OBLIVION"
And a sarcastic one: "IF YOU WANT BETTER SERVICE
ENCOURAGE OUR SENIOR EMPLOYEES TO QUIT"

Well it looks like both ot those were sarcastic so
now whats the total?

Serious: 0
Sarcastic: 2000 or should I say 2001 because
that total is itself sarcastic.

 

[The Bagfather]

MOTTO? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING MOTTO

 

[Ignacio]

:huh:


I guess anger and Humour does not go so well together.

That, or I have no humour...