Alabama Engineering Exam

Colby

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ALABAMA ENGINAEERING EXAM !!!!!

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in Alabama. We
challange anyone to take this Exam administered by the
UNIVERSITY of ALABAMA ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT


1. Calculate the smalleds limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support
a 10 pund possum.

2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your
Front Yard ????
a) '65 Ford Fairlane
B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO

3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 Gallons of shine
produced per hour, how many car radiators are rquired to condense the
product?

4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM the desity of the
pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres
in size. The average tree diameter is 14 Inches. How many Budweisers will
be drunk before the trees are cut down !!!

5. If every old refregerator in the state vented a charge of R-12
Simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease of the Ozone Layer?

6. A Front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field
rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The
porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how
many Hound Dogs will be Killed ??

7. A man owns a Kentucky house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children
place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for
their electric appliances to sit out Front?

8. A 2-Ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope
on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given average traffic
conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a
vehicle with a muffler?

9. A coal mine operates an NFPA class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine
employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of
the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during
the shift?

10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how
long will it take a town which has beer bypassed by the interstate to
breed a country-western singer ?

LOL CB
 
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GEEZ Lighten Up You Guys............

I Referred To ALABAMA ..... Not the Entire SOUTH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Having spent some time in Alabama, I thought this was a funny post. What struck me as odd was the fact that RSA has U by the "short and curlys". Does that make Alabamains more smart than U or not as smart as U?
 
"2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your
Front Yard ????
a) '65 Ford Fairlane
'69 Chevrolet Chevelle
c) '64 Pontiac GTO"

Watch the cracks about classics. :D

In reality, those vehicles listed are more likely to be restored cruisers or pampered trailer queens commanding more dollars than your average new yupscale SUV. Even the tassled loafer crowd seems to have hitched to the nostalgiac bandwagon.
 
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When I was reading this Joke I was thinking the same thing about the

"Classic" Cars Listed..........
 
Colby said:
When I was reading this Joke I was thinking the same thing about the

"Classic" Cars Listed..........
Me too Colby !!

I saw the cars on the list...and completely lost interest and the meaning of the opening post.

A 65 Ford Fairlane?? Where's the 1968/69 Torino? I think a 1969 Talledega Torino would have fit this best of all....only they tend to be museum pieces instead of rust buckets ;) :up:
 
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I recieved this joke via email this Morning and after reading about ANOTHER

A/C having to do Cabin Prep... I found it rather Appropriate...

The Quality Workmanship of wonderful ALABAMA !!!!!!

YES IT'S PERSONAL !!!!!
 

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