Attention Canadian helicopter dogs

[407 Driver]

Baghdad Bob? is that really you? Have the Americans taken the airport yet?

 

[M.S.S.]

I am Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf. I was the Iraqi information minister until the stupid dogs Bush and Blair got serious with their stupid war. They will die in hell. I will now become Information Minister for helicopter operations in your country. I know everything and everybody, and you better know that. The forest fires of Canada are nothing compared to the fire you shall see if you defy me.

 

[412driver]

yup, sounds like all the rest of them goat pokin'' dinks i ran across when i was there........

 

[CTD]

What'cha got in the bag Dad?

 

[M.S.S.]

You are all Dummies, like this CTD dog.

[SIZE= 12pt]There is no Bob here, and there have never been any Americans at the airport! This is all lies! You are all liars! A Hollywood production, this airport lie!

Mr. 412, you were never here. We do not allow swine with purple and yellow clothing. You are dreaming. And don''t bad mouth our lovely goats. [/SIZE]http://www.moneris.com

 

you guys are all dillusional. Baghdad Bob is now working in the NHL. The picture may be a bit dated by now as the play offs rage on but it's still pretty good.

Check the Web Funnies photos section for Baghdad Bob, it'll will take a day or two for it to show up as I am posting it right now. I think you boys will like it.

 

[cap]

It''s really too bad that you are not a Canadian national, Muhommed. I think you would do well in Canadian politics....and we have goats in this country also...AND Americans nearby.

 

[gannet]

I thought you were working for Big Red....

http://members.rogers.com/jeffmckinnon/mss.jpg

 

[graunch1]

I was in Bagdad while you were still in Dad''s bag"

Check out http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminist...om

Sorta like Robert-don''t Call Me Bob! Milton. "There is no problem at Air Canada, the foul-dog WestJet scum are merely a figment of Clive Beddouin and they are not at YYC,YYZ or YVR or soon at YUL!!!"

 

[M.S.S.]

This Milton is a dog, and his stomach will roast in Y class hell. He is not in charge, I am. Well, actually, my cousin is, I don''t like these airplane things.

Mr. Cap, I am already Canadian, where have you been? Check the list of Canadians, I am there. I didn''t see a Mr. Cap on this list, but I am on it. As for the Americans, I am on to them. Soon, all their helicopters will be mine.

Graunch, do you know this word is Iraqi for the flesh around a camel''s behind? Of course you didn''t, you are one with this flesh.

Goodnight, helicopter dogs.

 

[reddog]

Oh great and all seeing Minister of Helicopter Information of all Canada (are you by any chance a Liberal?) would you please enlighten us lowly christian helicopter dogs as to what you see for the helicopter industry in Canada this year.

Note: please be careful how you treat your goats or the Americans will be forced to capture your international heliport and liberate the goats so that they can all go on a pilgrimage to Carmacks and denounce their liberators.

 

[CTD]

A Liberal? Doubt it. At least this guy says what he means....

 

[407 Driver]

 

[reddog]

Are you kidding? Old Saeed buddy lies like a Persian Carpet!

 

[M.S.S.]

Well, the jig is up. Seems our Admistrator has been swamped with reported posts and e-mails about this character and his posts, and has asked me to cease and desist.

Some of us managed to get a few laughs anyway...and for those who took it too seriously...