Good one Maggie.
Bald Eagle - I just remembered that I have a Bell 206 Pilot Ground and Flight Procedures manual (can't remember if that's the title, but it's close). It's probably 8 years old now, but I'd be happy to send it to you for reference - anyone with 'bald' in their name can't be that bad.
I will, of course, require the promise of a timely return, under the threat of posting pictures of you in unflattering circumstances on the internet. I don't have any yet, but I do have Photoshop.
Send me your contact info in a PM if you're interested.
And - finger trouble on the Bell phone number - it's 971-6500, not 970. Can't edit old posts for some reason - why is that Kyle?