Not even chain smoking, boozed up Bob could save us now. Your job is bought and sold every minute by people on the Internet. Their is no brand loyalty only a price for seat. AMR is dragging it's feet to the gallows. Still alas, it will also join the brotherhood of bankrupt and recycled air carriers too.
I tend to agree with Barfbag - it may as well be Bob the Builder - he'd do about as much good at this stage of the management game as anyone else.
Since we're wishing, let's do a good job - Jesse Ventura, Batman, Superman and, for comedic relief, Bill the Cat & the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers (especially Fat Freddie's Cat - he'd have a blast with the shoes in Centrepork).
With a management team like that, I could retire, playing piano in a whorehouse.