Canada 🇨🇦 and Greenland 🇬🇱 need to become USA 🇺🇸

[KCFlyer]

Go shove a pipe up your ass.

Why this interest in my ass....is there something you want to tell us?

 

[Dog Wonder]

He is tired of being the straight man.

 

[WeAAsles]

Exactly. And on the other end these European morons are also still buying Russian 🇷🇺 Gas.

Europe has become a joke.

 

[WeAAsles]

 

[WeAAsles]

“No” 😂

 

[WeAAsles]

Our Land 🇺🇸

 

[Dog Wonder]

Too dumb to put on coats in January, in Greenland.

 

[WeAAsles]

 

[WeAAsles]

Can we please take Costa Rica and Panama as well?

 

[KCFlyer]

Can we please take Costa Rica and Panama as well?

HItler had a map like that where Czechoslovakia and Poland were a part of Germany. Good to see that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[WeAAsles]

 

[Dog Wonder]

Update from the guy who never got a joke.

His record is still perfect.

 

[KCFlyer]

On another message board I participate on, which is more than one guy twitter flooding every thread, one of the guys who has been a rabid Trump supporter posted this about Greenland:

When we start to threaten peaceful allies to annex land, it’s time for you to go.

I am not worried if we can win a war, I know we can, it’s just not a war we should be waging. we don’t annex other countries. It is not something we do.

If he isn’t removed quickly, that will spell the end of the Republican party. I can’t see it surviving this type of weirdness.

 

[KCFlyer]

I'll do a mini flood of my own

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/stocks-sell-off-globally-traders-113003144.html

 

[delldude]

On another message board I participate on, which is more than one guy twitter flooding every thread, one of the guys who has been a rabid Trump supporter posted this about Greenland:

When we start to threaten peaceful allies to annex land, it’s time for you to go.

I am not worried if we can win a war, I know we can, it’s just not a war we should be waging. we don’t annex other countries. It is not something we do.

If he isn’t removed quickly, that will spell the end of the Republican party. I can’t see it surviving this type of weirdness.

Art of the deal. everything will work out.

People mocking the idea of the U.S. buying Greenland don’t know history.

1867 – Andrew Johnson: explored buying Greenland & Iceland (right after Alaska).

WWII – FDR: U.S. took over Greenland’s defense while Denmark was occupied.

1946 – Truman: offered $100M in gold to buy it.

Cold War – Eisenhower → Kennedy: nonstop negotiations for bases, radar, missiles.

Post–Cold War – Clinton/Bush/Obama: expanded Arctic security & missile defense.

2019 – Trump: said publicly what presidents discussed privately for 150+ years.

The U.S. didn’t “suddenly” want Greenland.It’s been defending it, negotiating it, and embedding there since the 1800s.Greenland = Arctic power, shipping lanes, missiles, minerals.Trump didn’t invent it.He said the quiet part out loud.