m.s.s. go figure why i come to your defense. what kind of dog are you anyway ? bet you're a tiger striped big ugly dog and probably too lazy to even lift a leg when releiving yourself ! bet you have some dog do it for you. nevertheless, you are our leader, and since we're too seemingly stupid to find our own way or elect someone else, we will abide and do as we are told. for the record, i happen look pretty dang good, at least my face is not puffy with porous potch marks, i don't have a huge stubby nose and my beret is not falling off my head! i've got class !
Now, for all of you who have taken this sooooooo seriously, got your undies in knots and went barking at Kyle, please do not end this magnificant playtime for us dogs, doggies and doggettes, appreciate (or ignore) this brilliant performance. Relax, and find a hydrant if need be. We're all in the same kennel anyway.
Kyle, I know you must appreciate this, I've seen your humor surface a time or two. Being the admin puts you in a perhaps compromising position, but can it also enable you to tell the yelpers to put a muzzle on it! Us heli dogs all know that this is in fun, and we all enjoy unleashing our imagination ever now and then.
Time for my kibbles 'n bits !