InternationalShannon
Veteran
Dear flight crew,
I'm really sorry that I didn't get your paperwork to you, but I swear the printer wouldnt work. I ran to 5 different computers.
I have good news for you though! Im one of like four people who knows how to list you for the jumpseat! And you know what else?
I know that you work so, so hard and never get to eat, so I will never bother you about boarding early .
Don't worry, I'll walk that release down to you, since the dispatch system is sabre based, the information is there, it's just the 1965 printer that I have trouble negotiating with.
Also, I don't mind pushing wheelchairs, but I'm usually by myself at the gate, so I have to get the wheelchair last.
You know what? I'll even hassle catering to hurry up and sign off the security sheet because you hate waiting to get on that airplane only to hear me begging you to board five minutes later.
I'm really sorry about those seat dupes, though, it's like about to be one of the wonders of the world.
I will never overhead page you if your inbound is late and we're waiting for you to board.
I always rearrange your hangers in the closet in envoy before you get onboard.
So, just a little suckup message, with lots of love, from me to you.
I heart you.
Now, do you have any of that.....oh wait...I think my supervisor is reading this.......we'll talk in the jetway
Did I tell you how amazingly handsome you all are going to look in your new uniforms?
And speaking of handsome, you should see my supervisor....WOOOOO!!!
Allright, I think i've sucked up enough for this afternoon. Time to get ready for work. If I still have a job. Hello, corporate communication. My, my, red is such a good skin tone for you? What? You want me in your office? But...but!! I was kidding!!! I didnt take crew juice!! It's all a joke!! Tell them Gloria!!!
We are just playing on the site!! I made it all up!! Oh no, not another leve 1!!! *sob*
Kiss kiiss!!
Your biggest fan,
ME
I'm really sorry that I didn't get your paperwork to you, but I swear the printer wouldnt work. I ran to 5 different computers.
I have good news for you though! Im one of like four people who knows how to list you for the jumpseat! And you know what else?
I know that you work so, so hard and never get to eat, so I will never bother you about boarding early .
Don't worry, I'll walk that release down to you, since the dispatch system is sabre based, the information is there, it's just the 1965 printer that I have trouble negotiating with.
Also, I don't mind pushing wheelchairs, but I'm usually by myself at the gate, so I have to get the wheelchair last.
You know what? I'll even hassle catering to hurry up and sign off the security sheet because you hate waiting to get on that airplane only to hear me begging you to board five minutes later.
I'm really sorry about those seat dupes, though, it's like about to be one of the wonders of the world.
I will never overhead page you if your inbound is late and we're waiting for you to board.
I always rearrange your hangers in the closet in envoy before you get onboard.
So, just a little suckup message, with lots of love, from me to you.
I heart you.
Now, do you have any of that.....oh wait...I think my supervisor is reading this.......we'll talk in the jetway
Did I tell you how amazingly handsome you all are going to look in your new uniforms?
And speaking of handsome, you should see my supervisor....WOOOOO!!!
Allright, I think i've sucked up enough for this afternoon. Time to get ready for work. If I still have a job. Hello, corporate communication. My, my, red is such a good skin tone for you? What? You want me in your office? But...but!! I was kidding!!! I didnt take crew juice!! It's all a joke!! Tell them Gloria!!!
We are just playing on the site!! I made it all up!! Oh no, not another leve 1!!! *sob*
Kiss kiiss!!
Your biggest fan,
ME