Deja vous/force majeur all over again?


Sep 10, 2002
Maybe U''s crystal city boys have a new stick
to beat on ya with...

Orange alert may put airlines in red.

This is unfortunate but since Osama just recorded a
new death to the infidel dung beatles tape,we have no
choice but to invoke FM[euphemism for screw ''em],and
park 30 more airplanes and layoff more employees.On the
positive side we hope to increase small jet deliveries,
that of course are not affected by outside events,and
hopefully bring all 20,000 layed off folks back as soon
as we get our bonus money...