The Bagfather
Senior
Take this fsa quiz. Its fun and easy. You may use
any resource at your disposal including Joe Dirts Ten Rules
(answeres are printed below)
1. The maximum distance you may drag luggage under a cart is?
a. 500 meters
b. 1000 meters
c. Until you smell something burning
2. Sexual activity is permitted in the bin under what circumstances?
a. Whenever there is more than one person involved
b. As long as you are not interupted by the pest control inspector
c. When the total age of any two persons does not exceed
120 years (sorry CLT)
3. In ramp jargon transfering from LAS or PHX to PHL is called?
a. Insane
b. "Ramper's Brain"
c. PHL? I thought I was going to FLL
4. Which of these famous personalities was actually a ramper for a
a short time?
a. Paris Hilton
b. Christopher Columbus
c. OK I admit that this is a little silly but I thought we
needed a break...read on and don't lose your
concentration!
5. A ramper is seen trying to hook the toe bar up to his shoe.
Your correct course of action is?
a. Notify the captain
b. Circle the ramper with belt loaders
c. Assume the ramper has just completed his 40 hrs. OJT
6. A bag comes down the belt with this routing:
WTF
us22
BFD
us22
SOL
us22
What do you do?
a. Put it on the PHL cart
b. Put it on the PHL cart
c. Slam it on the PHL cart
7. You have just started your pushback and all of the sudden
another airline tries to squeez ahead of you. In these
circumstances you would?
a. Slow to a stop and give the headsets to the left
wingwalker
b. Engage the pilot in short conversation about ALPA
c. Increase your push speed to about 12mph and
manuver around the offending AC carefully observing
the mandatory 3 foot clearence.
8. Performing lewd hip gyrations while marshalling an arriving AC tells
the captain?
a. Lighten up and don't be so serious
b. Hey, I might just like this place
c. Put your own cheepa$$ed joke here
9. The IAM is DOA so you DH to the DL on OAL and ...Question 9
has been withdrawn by this poster. There were simply too many
complaints. Anyway I'm getting tired of all this crap. You will all
get credit for at least one correct answere. Actually this is probably
a good time to take our second break. Why don't you all
go over and see how that IBEW thing is going...........
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..........................................Allright. Is everybody fresh?
Just one more..
10. What happens when you have a union that does things to suit
itself never going out of it's way to do anything for the workers?
a. The rampers get angry sad and crazy all at the same time
b. They begin to explore there options
c. They see when they have to commit to real change
d. All of the above
e. Oh! Well!! Now your gonna say the quiz got too serious
all of the sudden. Well for you people you need to go
back to question 4 until you get it right!!! for the rest of
you, you may grade your test and see how you rate
using the chart below.
ANSWERE KEY 1.a 2.b 3.b 4.c 5.b 6.c 7.c 8.c 9. (credit 1 right)
10. d
Now rate yourself: 1 to 3 correct= "US junior agent"
4 to 6 correct= "US midlevel agent"
7 to 9 correct= "US senior agent"
Perfect Score = "WN new hire"
If you have any dissagreements or disscussion about the answeres
you may post them here..Thank you for your patience..BF
any resource at your disposal including Joe Dirts Ten Rules
(answeres are printed below)
1. The maximum distance you may drag luggage under a cart is?
a. 500 meters
b. 1000 meters
c. Until you smell something burning
2. Sexual activity is permitted in the bin under what circumstances?
a. Whenever there is more than one person involved
b. As long as you are not interupted by the pest control inspector
c. When the total age of any two persons does not exceed
120 years (sorry CLT)
3. In ramp jargon transfering from LAS or PHX to PHL is called?
a. Insane
b. "Ramper's Brain"
c. PHL? I thought I was going to FLL
4. Which of these famous personalities was actually a ramper for a
a short time?
a. Paris Hilton
b. Christopher Columbus
c. OK I admit that this is a little silly but I thought we
needed a break...read on and don't lose your
concentration!
5. A ramper is seen trying to hook the toe bar up to his shoe.
Your correct course of action is?
a. Notify the captain
b. Circle the ramper with belt loaders
c. Assume the ramper has just completed his 40 hrs. OJT
6. A bag comes down the belt with this routing:
WTF
us22
BFD
us22
SOL
us22
What do you do?
a. Put it on the PHL cart
b. Put it on the PHL cart
c. Slam it on the PHL cart
7. You have just started your pushback and all of the sudden
another airline tries to squeez ahead of you. In these
circumstances you would?
a. Slow to a stop and give the headsets to the left
wingwalker
b. Engage the pilot in short conversation about ALPA
c. Increase your push speed to about 12mph and
manuver around the offending AC carefully observing
the mandatory 3 foot clearence.
8. Performing lewd hip gyrations while marshalling an arriving AC tells
the captain?
a. Lighten up and don't be so serious
b. Hey, I might just like this place
c. Put your own cheepa$$ed joke here
9. The IAM is DOA so you DH to the DL on OAL and ...Question 9
has been withdrawn by this poster. There were simply too many
complaints. Anyway I'm getting tired of all this crap. You will all
get credit for at least one correct answere. Actually this is probably
a good time to take our second break. Why don't you all
go over and see how that IBEW thing is going...........
......................................................................
.......
......................................................................
.....
..........................................Allright. Is everybody fresh?
Just one more..
10. What happens when you have a union that does things to suit
itself never going out of it's way to do anything for the workers?
a. The rampers get angry sad and crazy all at the same time
b. They begin to explore there options
c. They see when they have to commit to real change
d. All of the above
e. Oh! Well!! Now your gonna say the quiz got too serious
all of the sudden. Well for you people you need to go
back to question 4 until you get it right!!! for the rest of
you, you may grade your test and see how you rate
using the chart below.
ANSWERE KEY 1.a 2.b 3.b 4.c 5.b 6.c 7.c 8.c 9. (credit 1 right)
10. d
Now rate yourself: 1 to 3 correct= "US junior agent"
4 to 6 correct= "US midlevel agent"
7 to 9 correct= "US senior agent"
Perfect Score = "WN new hire"
If you have any dissagreements or disscussion about the answeres
you may post them here..Thank you for your patience..BF
