How to Save the Airlines

[CaptBud330]

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

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This is definitely a win- win situation i f we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton[/b][/sup]

 

[wench1]

Good One!
thank you.

 

[Hot Nuts]

I totally agree. You'd get all the big politicians and make a ton of cash off of Private Party Planes.
You could call it...

American WhoreLines or LandingStrip Express or T. W. A. T.
There could be special pervert AirTran(ny) flights for the chick with a dick crowd and JetBlueBalls flights manned by strict catholic school girls in plaid skirts and confining underwear.
Don't even get me started on what we could do for the Homos..
Special fem discounts on Butch-thansa or Man Am.