More moneymaking ideas- who thought this up?

Someone came to their senses on this issue. I saw a letter someone wrote to Dave and I guess someone agreed with the agents on this one. Garment boxes and the small boxes are now both available for $10 plus tax and bike boxes are now $20 plus tax. This is a much more reasonable price for these items and is supposedly in line with other carriers that have them.
 
As of April 1st, when we suposedly emerge from bankruptcy, we will be offering a new product onboard all flights.For the pax who likes the feel of real leather seats.We are offering you the optional leather seat cushion for a mere $5.00,which you can purchase before boarding. We have thousands of these courtesy of Mr Hemingway and his genius idea of Business Select.We will also be offering FAUX FIRST....for a $2 fee a curtain will drop behind your seat, giving you the feeling of first class
 
...for a $2 fee a curtain will drop behind your seat, giving you the feeling of first class...

Will that stop the little boy from kicking the back of my seat?
 
I'm waiting for US to get on the $25.00 charge for bags 50 to 70 lb. bandwagon.

What's taking so long?

--Dino