New DL aircraft config

[jcw]

nice to know that in twenty seven years of your participation on this forum, the Virgin Mary is still your gold standard of purity.

yeah, DL's cabins really do get to the gate more on time and with more reliably than other carriers. and DL even will serve TWO drinks, one being a full can of soda, to the person in the last row of coach.

clearly, the WORST seat in DL's cabins is better than the best on some other airlines.

no joke.

 
If you knew this was a parody - you would not be on here talking about how DL is better than other airlines and talking about inflight service
 
What you would have said is:
 
This is funny - great joke
 
However, you went on to be the cheerleader for DL - so you have proved you don't have a grip - enjoy the parody and get a grip - if you feel compelled to be the resident cheerleader again - we will know you don't have a grip

 

[WorldTraveler]

"Please don't let me get poop. Please don't let me get poop. Please don't let me get poop."
 
*Crosses fingers.
 
*Gets board pass for 42K
 
*Thanks agent profusely.
 
-Every non-rev ever

how many times have you rec'd 42K as a seat assignment?

what's his name, the one-time CEO of Norelco, said that he didn't allow his employees to fly First Class because the back of the plane got to the gate at the same time as the front.

of course, you would have to fly DL to get to the gate somewhat close to your scheduled arrival time - as long as you don't fly Envoy

 

[700UW]

http://youtu.be/0OnpkDWbeJs

 

[WorldTraveler]

my sentiments exactly, Jorge.

 

[jcw]

my sentiments exactly, Jorge.

 Glad you agree with how you are perceived - we are making progress

 

[eolesen]

New Years Resolution #1 - Stop wasting time by responding to WT directly...

 

[WorldTraveler]

I thought that was your NY resolution for 2008.... 2015 would be great.

 

[jcw]

bless your heart your almost 1/2 way through to 16K in posts - keep up the good work!

 

[Kev3188]

 

how many times have you rec'd 42K as a seat assignment?

Really?

Anyway, last time I flew I was in row 47...

...and happy to get it...
 
 

New Years Resolution #1 - Stop wasting time by responding to WT directly...

#2 Watch "Stripes" again.

 

[WorldTraveler]

DL has a number of aircraft that have rows numbered as high as 47 or greater.

there aren't a lot of aircraft that have K seats.

glad to hear that you are seeing the world, though.

 

[jcw]

Let's wrap this one up - DL is perfect and has the perfect interior and seats and can't take a joke

 

[WorldTraveler]

another miss for you.

you got the first one right, though. 🙂

 

[jcw]

oh so now you are saying DL is perfect - got it