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412Driver - looks like you might have to stick some spray booms, an isolair tank on your 412 and head off at dawn. You might have found your true calling :up:

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67640, 412 driver. Met ca dans ta pipe, et fume la! And that was with a gimpy mouse :up:
 
:boring: Cute game...but could use a little realism!

How about, some sun in your eyes, blazing thru your gooped up bubble with a multitude of 70' Pines in an otherwise barren block and a few grey deadheads :shock: .

Or, how about some power lines and rising terrain mixed in.

A few lakes and streams, early morning mist/fog floating thru the end of your block.

A stubborn Bull Moose that refuses to leave his stomping grounds, and the odd Hawk jumping off that 70' Pine just as your clearing it. :stupid:

A delerious groundcrew that had a few to many "wobbly-pops" the night before because the morning wx was predicted to be bad, has your teeny weeny landing platform on top of the spray truck positioned down-wind and you can't speak with them because they forgot their radios on the charger back at the motel. :blink:

Maybe they should have a pro-level where you can choose to incorporate all the above mentioned challenges but add in a little electrical box called a "SnAg-Nav", which must produce files that are out of phase with the book of computer generated(hand drawn) maps that rarely resemble the ground beneath you. For an added twist, the "SnAg-Nav" is only allowed to function properly 50% of the time and has to be replaced on average four times per game, preferrably when a perfect spray day is a expected.

:wacko:

There should also be some audio functions to choose from...some background noise of someone nattering at you in broken english or the odd burst of profanity in the cockpit!

:censored:

At the end of the game...there should be a "bonus" section where you can haggle over your total score... :jerry:

Just a few thoughts :up:
 
just to add to this, that little techno gizmo you are flying is an actual r/c aircraft designed to spray, and designed to put pilots out of business. Now everyone who has a dandelion problem can buy their own helicopter and spray like no one has sprayed before. I personally feel that 5 am on a sunday morning is perfect time, although thy wondeful neighbours could hardly agree. Try the link and we'll see if it works...

http://www.yamaha-motor.co.jp/eng/sky/solution/02.html

http://www.yamaha-motor.co.jp/news/97-07-2...-29/rmax-e.html

http://www.scalehelis.com/flyin/rmax/rmax.html
 
Chev

I got out of the spray thing this year..opted for a full-time postion with more flying. But I ran into my former employer the other day...griping about the agnav and the shape files being off as far as 60 metres, going clear out into a lake. "I have my aquatic license too, do you want me to put this vision in the lake, like the agnav says???"

Take care.
 

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