Pepsi For The Elders.

[Blackmac]

Cap,Downwash,407,Helicoppper,Magseal, and most Newf's ( the most active province in the country or the biggest liars).

NEWS UPDATE -

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of " cocktails ", "highballs " and just a good old fashioned " stiff drink ".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

" MOUNT & DO. "

Biggles,

 

[graunch1]

You could also call it 7-up (unless it's a pilot then it would be a 3-up) 😛

 

[Biggles]

Huh! What is it did I miss??? :blink:

Geesh, here I are nursing my pneumonia, sinus and ear infection, missed out on all the YYZ activities, sep for the mandatory booth/trade show that I barely survived. Anyhow, I come on to this thing to see what the scoop was/is, and there I are between a whole bunch of wagging thumbs and a stunned look. Gawd, these meds are strong .... :wacko: :unsure: 😀 😛

Really sorry I didn't get out to Arizona's to meet the Cdn Av folks, but hey there Blackmac, I hear you're only an hour away from me, in a town where many of my customers are, maybe I'll look you up someday upon a customer visit! 🙂

 

[Bullet Remington]

Now Lookit here Mister Black Mac.

Us Newfies, we don't lie. We may elaborate on a true story handed downed many generations, but we never lie! 😉

We have however, been know to fabricate the ocassional mistruth. But lie?? Never!

And I don't need Viagra! Just last evening I had some of the best, I ever had in my life! FOUR TIMEs before I had a smoke break, and a cup o tea.

It was so nice that I was tempted to wake the Missus.... But I figured she'd start with the whinning and ruin a wonderful evening!! :wacko: :wacko:

And by the way, Graunch. After finishing the -700 course, I have been officially titled COB by all the young uns on that course!!

COB = Crusty Old Ba$ tard!! I like it has a ring to it! 🙂 🙂

 

[twotter]

Too funny Bullet, probably a good thing you didn't wake her.. 😛

As for the COB situation.. well if the shoe fits... 😉

 

[graunch1]

Too funny B)





I have this hotbar menu that pops up with a list of key websites to go to based on topics on the active webpage.
For this conversation I get Forums,Viagra,Window,Aircraft and Tea - you could almost write a book on the topics that pop up

 

[Louie]

Hey ol Black bart, Is it true dat when youse gets it hup, ya ain't gotta nuff skin left ta shut yere eye's ???

 

[helicopper]

hey mister... i assume this "mount&do" stuff comes with directions for your standard, irish foreplay...

"honey... wake up!"

😀 😀

 

[Biggles]

The Biggster ain't never askin fer directions (Irish or otherwise) ever agin! 🙁 First time got myself a magnificant son , second time (15 months later) it got me a set of stunning "she" triplets . Having said that, I is "lost" for words. :wacko: Moi ask fer directions? - no siree, neber again 😛 ! Lost is good - real good ! 😀


The company came out with a liquid version only because the pill form kept getting stuck in the user's throat hence causing terrible discomfort and stiff neck!!

 

[Charles W.]

Do Vaigra pills work as a birth control method if the woman holds them between her knees?

Rev. C.W.

 

[Biggles]

Dearest Reverend: anything will work when held between the knees! 😛

 

[Biggles]

Re-reading all this stuff, hummmmm, haven't seen a topic gone out of wack this fast in a while. 😀 reminds me of the good ole winter nights when many of us suffered of some form of brain freeze! 😀 😛

 

[Bullet Remington]

Biggsie!

Good to see you're back! Hope yer feelin better! I can certainly relate to the sinus thingy, been fightin that one for a couple of weeks! And I've certainly had pneumonia! Ain't fun!

Stay healhy and look after ya bad old self! We need some couth in here to keep all us old coots in line!!

 

[Biggles]

Thanks BR, but as far as keepin us old coots in line, , never, that's what we'd call a lost cause. 😀 😀 😀 Ohhhhhh harmless fun ....