Texas Air Control Tower

[boxer]

Texas Air Control Tower



Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."



Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised!!"



Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."



Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!!"



Pause: Static.............



Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"



Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"



Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!



Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

 

[SharoninSAT]

really "funny"

 

[cfijames]

Wouldn't the Iran flight be cleared to land on runway 27L? Not "westbound" on 9R? ;-)
Not that funny anyway. Sorry to burst your bubble.

 

[Fly Airbus]

Wouldn't the Iran flight be cleared to land on runway 27L? Not "westbound" on 9R? ;-)
Not that funny anyway. Sorry to burst your bubble.

You are 100% correct cfijames!! 😉