US AIRWAYS KOOL AIDE jokes

[freedom]

Is it me or do we here at US airways always seem to be talking about kool aide ? i don't know why , but this seems to be unique to our corporation ....so .. with that in mind .. what's your best kool aide joke ? (in a vain similar to yo momma so fat jokes )

you drink so much kool aide , your toilet is stained red ...


you drink so much kool aide , when you sneeze the tissue has kooliade mix in it ...


Anyways , that's my lame attempt , have at it ...

 

[seekthetruth]

The term ''kool aid'' is not meant as a joke
but as an intent to get a point across. ''Don't
follow blindly".

Think before you speak,

''James Warren Jones (May 13, 1931 – November 18, 1978) was the founder of the Peoples Temple, which is best known for the November 18, 1978 death of over 900 Temple members in Jonestown, Guyana along with the deaths of nine other people at a nearby airstrip and in Georgetown.
Given that reasoning, Jones and several members argued that the group should commit "revolutionary suicide" by drinking cyanide-laced grape flavored Flavor Aid (often misidentified as Kool-Aid) along with a sedative. One member, Christine Miller, dissents toward the beginning of the tape. When members apparently cried, Jones counseled "Stop this hysterics. This is not the way for people who are Socialists or Communists to die. No way for us to die. We must die with some dignity. Jones can be heard saying, "Don't be afraid to die," that death is "just stepping over into another plane" and that "[death is] a friend. At the end of the tape, Jones concludes: "We didn't commit suicide, we committed an act of revolutionary.''

seekthetruth

 

[bigbusboy]

WOW.....OK...... :blink: my feeble attempt at bringing this back on topic:
You've drank so much kool-aide, your red finger prints are smudging the policy and procedure manual. Push-Pull or Full-Service? Charge for sodas or free for all? (like all of our competitors) A free pillow and blanket if you want one, or do I charge $7? I just can't see through all of those red smudges. What to do? What to do?

 

[SolidCactus]

For our beverage service today, we have bottled water for $2, coke products for $2, coffee for $1, or free kool aid...

 

[Pacemaker]

Well, there was the famous (or infamous) poster on here who told us a few years back that once we got through Bk (again) and signed on to LOA 93 we were going to have costs below 10c/ASM (they're currently around 20.)

And, we're buying United.

 

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