USAirways looking for High Profile Spokesperson

[freedom]

this guy gets my vote "there are NO americans ANYWHERE in iraq!" saddam hussine is alive and there IS no occupation!"

 

[CaptainZitface]

Baghdad Bob will never leave his new job as AOL Tech support in Bangalore. I nominate Nick Nolte and Farah Fawcett as "joint" spoke-persons.

 

[N965VJ]

Mel Brooks

MEL Books.

 

[Art at ISP]

I nominate the Swammi's!!

And if they are not available what about the Imam's?

I would do it but I don't think they would like what I have to say right now.

My best to you all...

 

[Zarah]

And if they are not available what about the Imam's?

I would do it but I don't think they would like what I have to say right now.

My best to you all...

Bill Engvall is my choice. Just think of all the FREE material US would give him.

http://www.billengvall.com/

 

[jimcfs]

How about Larry the Cable Guy? He definitely speaks to the clientèle which they are marketing.

 

[SS255]

My vote is for Jed Clampett.

 

[Formatman]

Earl Hickey (my name is Earl). He could have a list of things he's done wrong to passengers (and employees) and go around trying to right them.

Earl Hickey (my name is Earl). He could have a list of things he's done wrong to passengers (and employees) and go around trying to right them.

Number 29 on the list: took coat closets out of airplanes...

 

[NCFL]

Neil Patrick Harris.
Wait, that wouldn't work, his character was smart.

How about Lin Shaye? Her character had the perfect mix of trailer trash mystique and desert baseball-glove tan -- and a good taste for gin.

 

[AstroLounge]

And if they are not available what about the Imam's?

I would do it but I don't think they would like what I have to say right now.

My best to you all...

🙄 Ah, those Swammi's........let them lock arms (males only remember) with our infamous Imans, bring in the Dali Lama and Peg Bundy (the broad from "Married With Children") and let them chant to the NEW Theme music and follow up with a rendition of Kumbaia to satisfy the "legal" constraints of Ethnic Diversity. (Jed Clampett could Direct the troops with a pitchfork! LMAO And let them scream "FLY US!!!!!!!"

 

[flynomore]

Brooks Brothers

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That just doesn't fit "business casual" now does it? 😉

 

[hp_fa]

Kathy Griffin...Life On The D-List.

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

George W Bush !!!

 

[philly rocks]

Donald Trump! With the casinos in Philadelphia, surely he can find lodging for all our misconnected passengers and teach basic management 101 to our dysfunctional BOD's.

Hey its worth a try!

 

[PA18]

How about Larry the Cable Guy? He definitely speaks to the clientèle which they are marketing.

Like these folks?