Xmas Joke Of The Week

twinstar_ca

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Mar 10, 2003
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3 guys end up at the pearly gates on xmas eve... st pete tells them since it is the season, they must show him something that symbolizes the spirit of the time in order to enter...

the 1st guys digs in his pocket, pulls out a bic and flics it.. tells st pete that it symbolizes a candle and the star... he gets let in..

2nd guy pulls out his car keys.. jingles them and says they are a reminder of santa's bells... st pete kinda gives him the look and says close enough...

3rd guy(who must have been in aviation) digs frantically and pulls out a pair of ladies undies (must have go them from the sheep)... st pete asks how on earth do those symbolize xmas??

the guy says, easy.. their carol's!! :D :wacko:
 

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