Bill Clinton Loses It

[local 12 proud]

Yes, cons, faux, the "truth"

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." –Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair

"It depends on how you define alone…" –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony

"There were a lot of times when we were alone, but I never really thought we were." –Bill Clinton, in his grand jury testimony

Ahhhh, the master of dance. 🙄

Is it live or is it memorex... 😛

 

[bagstacker]

I thought you were a DemoLib yet you talk about "Real Americans" and everybody knows the only "Real Americans" aren't DemoLib's.

Well, everybody in the freeper-ville, ditto-head echo chamber may "know" it, but you really should get out more. By the way, isn't it ironic that the guy who started a topic about "loosing it" seems to be losing it? Anyway, as I was saying, the REALEST Real Americans(tm) will have lot of work to do to fix the mess this country finds itself in due to the "conservative (failed) agenda"...

The Real Americans(tm) you mentioned are good ones, and we'll keep 'em, but here are just a few more you may have overlooked (plus, you forgot Michael Moore - that's mega-ditto points deducted for failure to properly recite the "Hollywood Elite" bogeyman list!):

John Courage
Democrat - TX 21st Congression District
Courage is a married father of four, an Air Force veteran, a teacher, and an honest guy who had, well, the courage to run against the odds. And now the odds are running in his favor. He’s facing a very vulnerable Lamar Smith, the leader of the House Ethics Committee who sought to change the rules to protect Tom Delay.

Jay Fawcett
Democrat - CO-05
Jay Fawcett is an Air Force (and Gulf War) vet right in the heart of Air Force territory (the Air Force Academy is in Colorado Springs). Fawcett is vastly outperforming expectations as he pursues this open-seat run.

Patrick Murphy
Democrat PA-08
Patrick is not only supported by the local netroots scene in Philly, he is a member of the local netroots scene in Philly. He is an Iraq war vet who supports Rep. John Murtha’s withdrawal plan, and a dynamic, young speaker who has the potential for progressive greatness.


Joseph Sestak Jr
Democrat PA-07
Vice-Admiral Joe Sestak is running to unseat unhinged Republican incumbent Curt Weldon. This is a huge strategic pressure point, a very winnable race, a reality-based fighting Dem, and a bonafide crazy, corrupt Republican incumbent.

James Webb
Democrat VA
James Webb ran the ultimate people-powered primary campaign, winning his primary against his institutionally-backed opponent despite huge disadvantages in fundraising. Webb has not disappointed, quickly catapulting the Virginia Senate race – seen as sleepy just a few months ago – to one of the most interesting and seriously contested in the nation.

Better get the SwiftBoat out of drydock!

 

[bagstacker]

No no no...its pinched not kicked....


We must agree on these threads to finally stop making these liberals appologize publically for the Presidents Penis.

Hey, Dude, you and local 12 are the ones who keep raising it... I think it's very sad that conservatives can't find anything else to latch onto... they just can't seem to let go of it ...but I know the hard-core right just eats it up...

 

[bagstacker]

Did anyone catch Bill C on Larry King last week? He surprised me and did not attack W. He actually said W has a chance of winning this thing. Time for us all to put our egos away on this and support our Troops and the efforts behind them. We are aware of the Muslim Radical problem and if we don't act acordingly, 'Katie Bar the Door'. JMO

Despite what is being put out there by some,
Clinton has basically supported Bush in many cases, and at the very least has refrained from outright criticism until very recently, when it became apparent that the Repub '06 election strategy was going to be "Clinton caused 9/11". At that point, unwilling to be knifed in the back any further, he spoke out. Traditionally, Ex-presidents have been understanding of their predecessors and successors, probably because of respect for the office and the country, and also because of the fact that it's a very small club - those who have held the job of POTUS, maybe the most stressful and lonely job in the world. Ironically, Bush may have just lost one of his biggest supporters when he let Rove go into attack mode on Clinton.

 

[bagstacker]

I sense desperation coming from the lunatic fringe.

SecDef Donald Rumsfeld, March 30, 2003: "We know where they [WMD] are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." 🙄

 

[local 12 proud]

Hey, Dude, you and local 12 are the ones who keep raising it... I think it's very sad that conservatives can't find anything else to latch onto... they just can't seem to let go of it ...but I know the hard-core right just eats it up...

Oh contraire, there's plenty to latch onto its just that you libs worship the man like some kind of cult.

It offends you libs to have his phallus capades in the oval office mocked, kinda like your Islamic brothers who get their panties in a wad over derogotory Muhammed remarks. 😀

 

[UAL_TECH]

UAL,

You say you would never vote for the likes of Kerry and Murtha, both fought in previous wars and front line battle. But yet, folks would rather follow Bush, Cheney who would occupy any country for U.S interest and oil and never picked up a weapon to stand a post, unless of course, its to shoot a hunting buddy while thinking he's a bird...

Even in the reserves, he would have to qualify (even if by proxy 😛 )

So what? I fought as well, does this give me license to be a political hypocrite?
Even a lowly NCO (as I was) could see this crap coming but was drowned out by irrational exuberance on both sides of the political spectrum. My beef with these two in particular is that they 'knew' or should have 'known', but did nothing about it and did not have the tenacity to stand up and do the right thing because it would be 'political' suicide.

FU$K Them both! :rant:

I'll take Lieberman over any of these cowards any day of the week. And to set the record straight, I do not see any republican that I would vote for either. We are stuck in a mire of Republocrats and Democans that are collectively giving the American people a screwing and while 'some' try to continue to defend and follow 'the old' political lines, we end up fighting ourselves and these a$$holes eat it up.

WE allow ourselves to be divided by not having rational and reasoned discussions but follow the lies and deceptions of our aristocratic leaders and oligargic politicians.

B) UT

 

[MrAeroMan]

Well, everybody in the freeper-ville, ditto-head echo chamber may "know" it, but you really should get out more. By the way, isn't it ironic that the guy who started a topic about "loosing it" seems to be losing it? Anyway, as I was saying, the REALEST Real Americans(tm) will have lot of work to do to fix the mess this country finds itself in due to the "conservative (failed) agenda"...

Typical Lefist socialist response when a lib can't make any common sense they resort to muddying the water with personal attacks but that's okay. We're use to that from you people.
Losing it? You wish... You keep pounding the stump about this so called failed conservative agenda yet when you and your cronies were in charge how did you do? You declared war on poverty and spent trillions to fight it over 40 years and how did you do? Explain that one.
Good luck with your "Real Americans". If they're truly as you portray them they've got a lot of teaching to do to you and your minions. 😀 😛

 

[MrAeroMan]

Despite what is being put out there by some,
Clinton has basically supported Bush in many cases, and at the very least has refrained from outright criticism until very recently, when it became apparent that the Repub '06 election strategy was going to be "Clinton caused 9/11". At that point, unwilling to be knifed in the back any further, he spoke out. Traditionally, Ex-presidents have been understanding of their predecessors and successors, probably because of respect for the office and the country, and also because of the fact that it's a very small club - those who have held the job of POTUS, maybe the most stressful and lonely job in the world. Ironically, Bush may have just lost one of his biggest supporters when he let Rove go into attack mode on Clinton.

Clinton supports no one or no issue that doesn't benefit him. Get real. So Rove set up the President on Fox News huh? Here we go with more conspiracy theories... 😀 😀

Traditionally, Ex-presidents have been understanding of their predecessors and successors, probably because of respect for the office and the country, and also because of the fact that it's a very small club - those who have held the job of POTUS, maybe the most stressful and lonely job in the world.

Traditionally you're correct but it seems Jimmy Carter, you know the worst President of the 20th. century, seems to have neglected tradition and let his big teeth shine a lot lately. He's another example of a failed liberal president trying to remold his failed presidency into something more to his liking so the history books will be kinder to him. Those that lived it will never forget the double digit inflation that gripped this country, interest rates around 20 percent, his failed economic policies that led to huge unemployment, his failure to get the hostages out of Iran after he cut the Shah's legs out from under him, his fireside chats in that ugly sweater that was ugly even back then, oil shortages and high gas prices, his weak kneed response to anyone that threatened us, decimation of the military and the ability of this country to protect its citizens, failure of the military to get the hostages out of Iran because of a disaster in the desert due to his decimation of the military, his defeatist attitude making America and it's citizens feel we were the cause for all the ills the world experienced...I could go on and on.

 

[MrAeroMan]

SecDef Donald Rumsfeld, March 30, 2003: "We know where they [WMD] are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." 🙄

Hmmmmmm

 

[delldude]

REAL AMERICAN

ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT

"He is just as smart as the other candidates, and twice as popular"

On the Issues:

Guaranteed Health Care: ban all HMO's and medical insurance. Outlaw the American Medical Association. Change the medical deductions on the 1040 to 100%. Result: People will shop for their medical needs, thereby reducing inflated prices of pharmaceuticals, laboratories, doctors, and hospitals. After all, medical insurance is designed to guarantee that the medical industry be paid, not that people receive adequate treatment.
Social Security: Since when?
Education: The Government should stay out of it. Government interference only perpetuates existing stupidity.
Welfare: Get a job.
National Security: Who would be stupid enough to invade the U.S.? And what would they do with us if they won? Would it be any worse than what we have now?
Congress: Cut salaries to what these idiots are worth. Minium wage for entry level.
Protecting the public from itself: The government has no business interfering in people's lives or protecting us from our own stupidity.
Lobbyists and Special Interests: Tax all cash flow at 50%. Tax all religious institutions that engage in politics. (separation of church and state works both ways)
Equal Rights: Get over it.
Personal Income Tax: Dump it. Flat tax corporations 50% of gross with no deductions

On the Candidate

He decided to run for office because the other candidates were all so boring.
He has never failed at business, defrauded the Small Business Administration, sought special favors from the Government, or inhaled.
His brother never fixed his election.
He has no wife to cheat on.
He is not a politician and makes no promises, which he wouldn't keep anyway.
He has never been investigated by 60 Minutes, ATF, IRS, or the National Inquirer. He doesn't know Matt Drudge or that Coulter woman.
Heads of State: "I don't know them. They're all foreigners anyway."
Despite his resemblence to the incumbent, he is not related to the Bushes or the Walkers.

On Reforming the Government

Merge the Department of Justice, FBI, CIA, DIA, and ATF. Move them all to a compound in Area 51 and post National Guard or Reservist MP's as sentries.
Disband the IRS, lay off all employees and relocate them to their own "retirement" community in Area 51.

I Want Your Vote on Election Day!
Vote Early, and Vote Often

But just remember: If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.


Paid for by the Friends of Alfred E. Neuman for President

 

[bagstacker]

REAL AMERICAN

ALFRED E. NEUMAN FOR PRESIDENT

"He is just as smart as the other candidates, and twice as popular"

On the Issues:

Guaranteed Health Care: ban all HMO's and medical insurance. Outlaw the American Medical Association. Change the medical deductions on the 1040 to 100%. Result: People will shop for their medical needs, thereby reducing inflated prices of pharmaceuticals, laboratories, doctors, and hospitals. After all, medical insurance is designed to guarantee that the medical industry be paid, not that people receive adequate treatment.
Social Security: Since when?
Education: The Government should stay out of it. Government interference only perpetuates existing stupidity.
Welfare: Get a job.
National Security: Who would be stupid enough to invade the U.S.? And what would they do with us if they won? Would it be any worse than what we have now?
Congress: Cut salaries to what these idiots are worth. Minium wage for entry level.
Protecting the public from itself: The government has no business interfering in people's lives or protecting us from our own stupidity.
Lobbyists and Special Interests: Tax all cash flow at 50%. Tax all religious institutions that engage in politics. (separation of church and state works both ways)
Equal Rights: Get over it.
Personal Income Tax: Dump it. Flat tax corporations 50% of gross with no deductions

On the Candidate

He decided to run for office because the other candidates were all so boring.
He has never failed at business, defrauded the Small Business Administration, sought special favors from the Government, or inhaled.
His brother never fixed his election.
He has no wife to cheat on.
He is not a politician and makes no promises, which he wouldn't keep anyway.
He has never been investigated by 60 Minutes, ATF, IRS, or the National Inquirer. He doesn't know Matt Drudge or that Coulter woman.
Heads of State: "I don't know them. They're all foreigners anyway."
Despite his resemblence to the incumbent, he is not related to the Bushes or the Walkers.

On Reforming the Government

Merge the Department of Justice, FBI, CIA, DIA, and ATF. Move them all to a compound in Area 51 and post National Guard or Reservist MP's as sentries.
Disband the IRS, lay off all employees and relocate them to their own "retirement" community in Area 51.

I Want Your Vote on Election Day!
Vote Early, and Vote Often

But just remember: If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Paid for by the Friends of Alfred E. Neuman for President

Why, Dude! You may have just found the compromise candidate that this polarized nation cries out for!!