Bring MSS Back

[M.S.S.]

LIES!! All lies! Actually, my aunty is 19 and looks very good in her burkah. I''m not actually hiding as much as, well, regrouping.

I am going to drag the drunken junkie nose of ShortRanger through Iraq''s desert, him and his follower dogs Longranger, Elvis and Biggles. Then I will push a Rocket up Rotor Pilot''s....well....burkah.

 

[Elvis]

MSS hiding out at Your Aunt''s house what''s the matter? Your mommy disown You.

 

[Elvis]

MSS just what and Your 19 year old "aunt" really up to??

 

[gannet]

Oh....can''t see clearly....tears rolling down face....Kyle, please let our friend who suffers from terminal optimism stay. Laughs are hard to find, and I can use all I get. MSS, I think my favourite press conference was when you did one from the roof and even though gunfire was audible, and American tanks visible couple of blocks down you insisted that there were no Americans in Baghdad. Nomination for Best Denial of the Obvious. Oscar bound!

 

[M.S.S.]

We are roasting the stomachs of stupid fat American lying dog singers with stupid haircuts.

Gannet. Stupid messy bird. There was no gunfire, it was your cheap TV. Maybe someday when I take over your stupid town, you can loot a better TV. Stupid messy bird.

 

[M.S.S.]

LIES!! That is one of my doubles trying to cash in on my fame. He will soon suffer the same fate as the Elvis hound dog.

 

[RotorPilot]

I just can't believe it !!!
Now what ??? .
For sure he will not have time to post in this Forum anymore.

Ex-Iraq Info Minister Gets TV Job Offer
Tue April 29, 2003 09:39 AM ET

DUBAI (Reuters) - An Arab television network said on Tuesday it wants to give a job to former Iraqi information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, whose colorful daily briefings during the U.S.-led invasion won him a cult following.

Ali al-Hadethi, supervisor of the Dubai-based al-Arabiya satellite channel, told Reuters that Sahaf, who does not figure on Washington's list of 55 most-wanted Iraqis, was welcome to join the network immediately as a commentator and analyst.

MORE...

[url="http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2650498"]http://asia.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?...storyID=2650498[/URL]

 

[downwash]

Kyle - As empathetic as I am with my fellow ''dogs'' I, apparently solo again, feel MSS is better left to the sand dunes and harems he''s so used to frequenting. His CNN-tainted drivel has pre-occupied our cronies to the extent that nothing serious gets discussed here any more (e.g. beer, ribs, Old Sam and the other fine things in life). ''A bas'' the snake''s belly!

 

[Elvis]

Downwash cut MSS a little slack, after all in the past few weeks his former employer has disappeared,he is not important enough to make GW''s deck of 55 and has had to resort to hide out at his Aunt''s house.

 

[M.S.S.]

My BBQ will look good with a stupid bird, a singing lout, and a fat mountie crying for mercy. Soon you will here these cries. There will be no mercy, however. Just cries for it. This will happen soon, I believe.

 

[LongRanger]

Elvis, cut downwash a little slack by', he actually has a good point about our lack of serious discussion here (e.g. beer, ribs, Old Sam and the other fine things in life). After all, BBQ season is back

 

[Elvis]

LongRanger; Totally agree about the BBQ.beer & ribs but I will take a rain check on the Old Sam.
The comment was just a chance to push MSS''s buttons again.

P.S. I have known downwash for over 30 years and would never take a shot at him.

 

[downwash]

Stupid bird! You see how easily fooled a bug-eyed Bedouin is? When you''re close enough to see our true colors you''ll be running backwards in your own doo-doo!

 

[LongRanger]

Agree downwash....specially when he sees this red coated wingman rounding the corner looking like a six pack of weiners (aka - fat mountie)!! Betcha him and his green uniform will turn brown in a sec...

 

[RotorPilot]

Iraq''s ''Comical Ali'' a liar to the end
Al-Sahaf worked after others fled. Information chief `ran battle alone''
May. 5, 2003. 09:42 AM


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