Fun contest! Guess where NWA's next "incident" will be!

[Hackman]

I'll say DTW, which was all started due to a feces hurling altercation breaking out between two passengers in coach. One large projectile will glance off a first class passenger, causing a civil war in the cabin (first class vs coach). The coach passengers, despite their excessive carry-ons and bad body odor, will manage to take over the first class cabin, but will become confused with the pleasant FA demeanor and food and drink offerings. In their confused state, they will retreat back to their more familiar territory in coach, all they while being bombarded with blackberries and Wall Street Journals from the first class battalion. In the confusion of battle, one of the blackberries will accidently get turned on, which causes the Captain to make an emergency landing.

Another normal emergency at Scab Air finny? Stealin' should hire his security guards to bust some heads in the cabin before the next emergency landing. We can call the new airline Marshall Law Express. 🙄

 

[awayfrmitall]

never mind.

 

[Kev3188]

Good to see your sense of humor is still intact, Finman.


....My pick for this round will be PDX.

 

[robbedagain]

now thats funny finman! lol lol

yesterday an AA flt made a emergency landing in PHL due to a tire blowout on takeoff and i think the plane had to be towed off the runway?

 

[local 12 proud]

I'll say DTW, which was all started due to a feces hurling altercation breaking out between two passengers in coach. One large projectile will glance off a first class passenger, causing a civil war in the cabin (first class vs coach). The coach passengers, despite their excessive carry-ons and bad body odor, will manage to take over the first class cabin, but will become confused with the pleasant FA demeanor and food and drink offerings. In their confused state, they will retreat back to their more familiar territory in coach, all they while being bombarded with blackberries and Wall Street Journals from the first class battalion. In the confusion of battle, one of the blackberries will accidently get turned on, which causes the Captain to make an emergency landing.

Finny made a Funny

DTW, DC-9 Junker, Hydraulic failure!

 

[jenny@nw]

I say EWR next.

 

[ThirdSeatHero]

MEM

".....thank you, thank you very much"

B)

 

[Don Smith]

The failures are coming so fast I didn't have time to register my station last round. 😛
I'm in for the east coast this time and I'll settle in on MIA. For giggles lets go with engine trouble!

I hate to toot my own horn but...well I do like to toot my own horn I need to buy a lottery ticket now!
Can you believe it. They must have been standin' on the brakes to blow out two tires.
Pilot logbook entry after the plane returns to the gate:
1. Engine smoke
2. Two tires blown
3. Change both cockpit seat cushions.


Next round...DTW, I'm sticking with engine trouble.

 

[PurduePete]

MEM

".....thank you, thank you very much"

B)

TSH, you forgot to add this... :elvis:

My next guess will be SEA - smoke in the cabin.

 

[nbmcg01]

TSH, you forgot to add this... :elvis:

My next guess will be SEA - smoke in the cabin.

ANC-fuel pump

 

[Kev3188]

I know these don't "count" since they're not published in the media (yet), but here's a round up of yesterday/today's fun:

Flt 7 (SEA-NRT) A/C 3356 delayed 19:11 hours due to engine damage from a flashlight left in the engine during service (flashlight subsequently melted, and batteries leaked acid).

Flt 1752 (DTW-BUF) A/C 9860 RTFL due gear indication issue(s), then swap to 9869, which conked out due to pack temp control issues

Flt 217 (MSP-PDX) A/C 5801 RTBL due elevator problems.


One last thing; for those who wonder why I had time to look these up..I was waiting for a flight to arrive that was-you guessed it-delayed due to maintenance (nose gear hydraulic leak)....

 

[AMFAMAN]

I am forced to go with a A330 reverser sh*tting itself all over the runway in DET. Real soon, BTW. 😛

 

[Ken MacTiernan]

I'm going with SAN. An Airbus will have an electrical problem. And considering these SCABS are in the dark about maintenance it should be fun for all those people willing to fly on SCAB Air. :unsure:

 

[PRINCESS KIDAGAKASH]

I'm sticking with the Washington D.C. area. Scab Air Clunker crashing on FAA headquarters. Maybe that speed taped thrust reverser will fall right on Marion Blakey's desk.

 

[robbedagain]

ok Im gonna go with BWI with electrical problems and smoke