I'll say DTW, which was all started due to a feces hurling altercation breaking out between two passengers in coach. One large projectile will glance off a first class passenger, causing a civil war in the cabin (first class vs coach). The coach passengers, despite their excessive carry-ons and bad body odor, will manage to take over the first class cabin, but will become confused with the pleasant FA demeanor and food and drink offerings. In their confused state, they will retreat back to their more familiar territory in coach, all they while being bombarded with blackberries and Wall Street Journals from the first class battalion. In the confusion of battle, one of the blackberries will accidently get turned on, which causes the Captain to make an emergency landing.