Let's see, the other topic ended with PineyBob's suggestion that the USAirways unions orchestrate a sob compaign leafletting Southwest passengers in the terminal. Let's see what else we can come up with to run off Southwest at PHL since better service is apparently not an option:
Sic Scary Mary on them (tell her about Southwest's dangerous taxiing speeds)
Paint their aircraft a drab gray and blue at night and then fly them to CLT or wherever the next day (oops, they looked like US 737's to us!)
A twist on the old AA-Braniff fight -- buy up all the cheap tickets on WN flights and then re-book just before departure. WN will bleed red ink, and the flying public will think Southwest is trying to rip them off because the only fares offered are full coach.
Move every flight in the system to Southwest's routes out of PHL and lower the fare to $8.88 (everyday Wal-Mart prices!).
Offer 100x frequent flier miles on WN destinations
Offer standby fares of 25 cents on WN destinations
Sic Scary Mary on them (tell her about Southwest's dangerous taxiing speeds)
Paint their aircraft a drab gray and blue at night and then fly them to CLT or wherever the next day (oops, they looked like US 737's to us!)
A twist on the old AA-Braniff fight -- buy up all the cheap tickets on WN flights and then re-book just before departure. WN will bleed red ink, and the flying public will think Southwest is trying to rip them off because the only fares offered are full coach.
Move every flight in the system to Southwest's routes out of PHL and lower the fare to $8.88 (everyday Wal-Mart prices!).
Offer 100x frequent flier miles on WN destinations
Offer standby fares of 25 cents on WN destinations