If I Had A Squillion Dollars.....

[I FLY]

ICE CREAM.....................

............. :blink: Brain freeze :blink:

and cake...................................

and a nice shiney B3...........................
a Caravan amphib...............................
a lodge at every place that my Caravan can land.....................................
of course airbourne refueling................................
A big jet...........Airbus..........yeah Airbus..............
buy the CN tower and make it my overnightsuite when I visit TO..................
maybe that thingy in Calgary too for another overnight suite...................
and a Platus and have amod kit made so it takes floats and then I will have 7 hours of play time.......................................
oh boy endless..............................

 

[Elvis]

Randy G: You short changed me when You cut & pasted my post, yes You are tied to airline schedules,but I don't think the staff are all that surley to first class .

But you didn't include the option of Jets"R"Us option of flying anywhere/anytime option.

If You own the A/C remember You will have to put up with a crew (think yourself/co-workers) that won't be happy serving Your personal life because it isn't theirs.



:elvis: :elvis: :elvis:

 

[Charles W.]

Well for boats I would buy both the Martin Mars and convert them to flying motor homes and to get around in I would need at least that big fuggen monster airplane the Russians make to hold just a small portion of my friends.

Now to the vertical take off machine, why a Harrier Jump Jet seems to be the first choice for a real mover like myself... don't forget I can put it in the back of that big fuggen Russian airplane so I have it with me when I want to go vertical.....and then.......

Dr. Chas W.

 

[412driver]

2 - 45 gallon drums of vaseline
500 lbs of popcorn
a forklift
a riding crop and of course..........

Margaret Trudeau in leather!!


oh...and a 412EP fully loaded

 

[Randy_G]

oh...and a 412EP fully loaded

412, is that the 412 or you fully loaded ?? To want old Maggie in leather methinks the latter.

Elvis your point taken about first class, although not all flights offer it.

But you didn't include the option of Jets"R"Us option of flying anywhere/anytime option.

True, but what if mr. Gates, mr Trump, et al beat you to them, and they run out of the good planes ??

If You own the A/C remember You will have to put up with a crew (think yourself/co-workers) that won't be happy serving Your personal life because it isn't theirs.

If they're not happy serving me, then I'd fire their butts, and hire me some pretty ladies from Singapore. They know how to treat a customer. Try flying Singapore Air, and you'll know what I'm talking about.

Cheers

 

[tDawe]

If I had a squillion dollars the first thing I would do would be buy Vortex Ring and all his crew mates new helicopters, and if no clear winner could be found, heck with a squillion dollars I could buy em both, and they could fly which ever one suits em best at the time.

Then I would hire a bunch of NASA types to invent a teleportation thingy so I could spend the days on the beaches of exotic places I can't spell, but always manage to stumble back to my nice warm bed.

Then an EC155 , with lots of chrome, big fancy rims on the gear, GPS... ah heck, make the whole thing with a platnuim coating, then I'll be "blinging" as the kids say.

And as for the rest of my squillions? I'd probably piss it all away at the bar on friends, ladies, food and of course, much much drink. (with a squillion dollars I can afford to be illiterate).

 

[Vortex Ring]

Thanks tDawe, much appreciated.

As for me, with that much money I'd leave here and never look at maritime helo again. I'd invest 500 hours/year with FlexJet for a G5 or Global Express and own my own AB139.......sweeeet B)

 

[Doctor Evil]

If I Had A Squillion Dollars.....

I could stop trying to take over the world, get myself a little shack on the beach in Costa Rica and spend the rest of my days surfing and smokin weed

 

[Biggles]

There's a squillion reasons why the Biggs ain't going there (though I'm tempted), just trust that I wouldn't be popular , generous - you betchya , but definitely not popular. :hide:

I could never though I'm definitely of age, understand the meaning of "oh money isn't everything" :huh: well funny, those that have shared that so called wisdom with me are actually rolling in it and appear quite happy. When they do get in them "blue days, they bugger off in if not their own a/c, someone else's, spend an obscene amount of the squillons for a temporary fix. Hummmmm, before ya'll get a going, I know, I know, your basic happiness isn't about how many zeros there are ahead of that dollar sign (I know that for a fact but thats all scotch talk) , but since we're only playing, yeah, I still stick to my inital answer, "don't get me going...."

Vegas anyone?

 

[Elvis]

One other option for spending My squillion would be buy the Queen MaryII,and on special occasions allow the Captain to dine at My table.

The ship would also be available for a full scale attack on Costa Rica to rid it of Doctor Evil.

:elvis: rop: :elvis:

 

[James Bond]

Elvis...book 50 cabins for You're Costa Rica cruise and BTW is there a heli deck for a couple of gun ships?

:cop: :cop: :cop:

 

[100ft]

I have also thought abt the 430 on skids but didn't know it existed in that config. ...definitely.......I (and family) be seeing my Oilers live and visiting my family and 407Driver wayyy more. We'll have to see how I fare on Friday's $20mil Super 7. Maybe we'll finally be happy in life!!!

 

[Whirlygirl]

I’d buy myself a nice yacht, and live in the Bahamas, have myself a spiffy helicopter a 407 or maybe a 427 (always nice to have 2 engines if flying over water). I’d transfer all my assets to a bank in the Caymans islands no point in allowing the canuck government to take anything in taxes.. I’d enjoy life, I’d never spend another in winter in Canada except maybe come for the occasional ski weekend. I’d have a nice shack on a Greek island, (Love Greece)

I’d make sure My family were well taken care of, and the few true friends I have would never have to worry either. Would try to live as an uncomplicated life as possible.

 

[Elvis]

Good idea Whirly, but do it in Aruba they drive on the correct side of the road there and the casinos will help drain mega bucks out of the squillions in Your bank account.

They also have the best beaches I have ever seen in the Caribbean.

:elvis: :elvis: :elvis: :elvis:

 

[407 Driver]

Oilers Tickets??? Heck 100', you could buy the Team, and Skyreach Place with that kind of money !
...plus you could always buy a large family house in a very nice area of the Okanagan Valley with an inground Pool, a Hot-tub, a large open Deck, some prize winning Dogs, ....OH wait, You already have all that

As for me, I just can't decide between a personal 355N or a 427 ? Bell or EC ? what to do ? heck I'll just buy them both, but probably park the 355 on the new sheep ranch in Queenstown NZ, ( and hire Ned as the shepherd / caretaker ! )


Al of this for only NZD 1,550,000, just add Sheep !

PS What's the range of a Citation X ? will it cross the Pacific ???