Jumpseat

[phasersonstun2]

I love the jumpseat. I love it so much, I had barstools made out of old ones! Can you tell me the secret about how to get on a real one in the west?

 

[hp_fa]

Work for an ALPA carrier? <_<

p.s. - Before anyone responds, let me say that was intended to be humorous.

 

[jimntx]

Be sure though that you create the correct ambience for your jumpseat barstools.

1. Make sure the ceiling tiles and some of the wallboard panels in that room are held up with duct tape.
2. Throw away any glass barware that you have.
3. Provide no snacks to your guests (at least free snacks. You may charge for upscale stuff.)
4. Stuff two Sudoku puzzle books, a USA Today, and a People magazine between the seat and the back.

Anyone else think of any decorating ideas I forgot?

 

[Dissent Equals Patriotism]

You could ask these people on where to get a jump seat:

http://airlinerseats.com/Home_Page.php

 

[N965VJ]

No rec room bar is complete without some of those placards with the elastic strap that say “Seat For Crew Use Onlyâ€￾

Never seen one on the aircraft? ‘Cause people like me stole them all.