(names masked for privacy)
March 10, 2009
Mr. W------ A-------
Director, Valuation Department
Dear Mr. A-------:
I am writing you to let you know how much I hate your guts.
When you told me on October 24 last fall that I would be laid off effective December 19, I should have quit that day. I assumed that the pigs at Greenville County Family Court would cut me a break if I got laid off but unfortunately that is not the case. I'm expected to fork over a big chunk of my non-existent paycheck to my lazy f**ktard of an ex-wife so she can spend it as quickly as possible with nothing to show for it.
I'm just curious as to why you chose to lay me off. Why didn't you lay off someone who is old and worn out, like Fern or Alec? Why didn't you lay off one of the new people who don't know anything? Why did you lay me off when I had been in the department for 11 years, and unlike Alec or Fern, I can actually type more than 12 words a minute and I can identify and solve problems quickly. I realize that Alec and Fern know some things that I don't know since they've been working there since WWII but I still can't figure out why you chose to lay off the one person you had working for you who knew more about PCVL and VAS than everyone else combined.
The only thing that makes sense is that because you are a pig and both you and Mr. D------ are crummy managers, you laid me off because I work in Greenville, SC. Both of you idiots have to be able to breathe down someone's neck which is not possible if I'm 700 miles away. Neither of you two have the ability to understand the concept of giving me a task and letting me do it. You two morons only know how to manage by crisis.
There is one thing you're very good at, and that's playing the blame game. I got really sick and tired of you and your Canadian minion blaming me for not implementing PCVL in VAS as soon as you would like. In case you weren't aware, I wasn't allowed to write programs in VAS; that was the job of the IT folks, who are very dumb and slow and should be replaced by people who know how to write computer programs. It's amazing that I wrote PCVL in less time all by myself than it takes the VAS people to fix the various f**kups in their programs. I fail to see how the idiocy of the VAS programmers and the management failures of you and Canadian John are my fault.
You are a pig and I feel sorry for anyone who works for you.
Sincerely,
JS
March 10, 2009
Mr. W------ A-------
Director, Valuation Department
Dear Mr. A-------:
I am writing you to let you know how much I hate your guts.
When you told me on October 24 last fall that I would be laid off effective December 19, I should have quit that day. I assumed that the pigs at Greenville County Family Court would cut me a break if I got laid off but unfortunately that is not the case. I'm expected to fork over a big chunk of my non-existent paycheck to my lazy f**ktard of an ex-wife so she can spend it as quickly as possible with nothing to show for it.
I'm just curious as to why you chose to lay me off. Why didn't you lay off someone who is old and worn out, like Fern or Alec? Why didn't you lay off one of the new people who don't know anything? Why did you lay me off when I had been in the department for 11 years, and unlike Alec or Fern, I can actually type more than 12 words a minute and I can identify and solve problems quickly. I realize that Alec and Fern know some things that I don't know since they've been working there since WWII but I still can't figure out why you chose to lay off the one person you had working for you who knew more about PCVL and VAS than everyone else combined.
The only thing that makes sense is that because you are a pig and both you and Mr. D------ are crummy managers, you laid me off because I work in Greenville, SC. Both of you idiots have to be able to breathe down someone's neck which is not possible if I'm 700 miles away. Neither of you two have the ability to understand the concept of giving me a task and letting me do it. You two morons only know how to manage by crisis.
There is one thing you're very good at, and that's playing the blame game. I got really sick and tired of you and your Canadian minion blaming me for not implementing PCVL in VAS as soon as you would like. In case you weren't aware, I wasn't allowed to write programs in VAS; that was the job of the IT folks, who are very dumb and slow and should be replaced by people who know how to write computer programs. It's amazing that I wrote PCVL in less time all by myself than it takes the VAS people to fix the various f**kups in their programs. I fail to see how the idiocy of the VAS programmers and the management failures of you and Canadian John are my fault.
You are a pig and I feel sorry for anyone who works for you.
Sincerely,
JS