New COO to be announced sometime soon

[Mr Furlough]

While I concede that somebody with half a brain would be a vast improvement over the status quo, why not shoot for the stars and get somebody with a WHOLE brain!

Because someone with a whole brain would know better than come here!

 

[freedom]

Don't worry ! i've heard from my "special" source that we might be getting a new man anytime now! he says they've put together a new list ,here are some of the names

alberto gonzalez

dick cheney

and my personal favorite to save us from this disaster of an airline

Michael Brown

 

[nycbusdriver]

Don't worry ! i've heard from my "special" source that we might be getting a new man anytime now! he says they've put together a new list ,here are some of the names

alberto gonzalez

dick cheney

and my personal favorite to save us from this disaster of an airline

Michael Brown

Karl Rove is available starting next week.

 

[CynicalResAgent]

Micheal Vicks is unemployed too.

 

[USA320Pilot]

He is coming from Northwest Airlines and he will be announced shortly.

Regards,

USA320Pilot

 

[AAA73Pilot]

I say let Gomer handle the east and Goober handle west and they can both report to Otis, I mean Doug...

I thought I would fall out of my chair laughing at this one. Citizens Arrest, citizens arrest!! With Barney telling us we have an "abnormal Jetstream".

 

[Junebug172]

I hear Bular applied and was passed over.

Booyah!

 

[AAA73Pilot]

At least somwbody has a brain in Tempe to pass over that individual.

 

[flyingcat]

Whitehurst, Delta COO, has just resigned. This guy would be an excellent choice to replace Parker, even.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/sky/

He has a non compete clause in his contract. He will have to stay away from airline jobs for a while.

 

[AstroLounge]

A PERFECT candidate who will probably BE AVAILABLE is the esteemed Senator from Idaho James Craig <haha>. He would FIT RIGHT IN.........an accomplished LIAR and an extensive background in "SPIN". I can see it now, the man famous for stating "I am Not Gay, I do not engage in such things...." will resort to saying "We are NOT LATE, your watches are wrong. We are running an airline and SLOWING things down to help the ATC problems effecting our Nation". This dude needs a muzzle or a madded cell (without bathrooms) to knock off the silliness already. He would fit right in.......Doug knows WHERE the BOOZE is and the Senator knows Where the Boys are..........LIFE IS GOOD! And He may be an ASSet in getting CHINA!

 

[Callsign_Cactus]

Knowing how Doug hires key management folk, my money says it's one of his cronies either presently working at US/AWA or previously with AWA. There have been a few that left AWA for NWA, maybe someone is coming back?

He is coming from Northwest Airlines and he will be announced shortly.

Regards,

USA320Pilot

 

[AAA73Pilot]

As long as they replace the overpaid zoomie.

We must have an "Abnormal jetstream"

 

[freedom]

doug sent a memo to the future coo , this is us airways future bussiness plan

well that's kinda small isn't it ...

The pie graph is titled MONEY MANGMENT

the green portion reads ceo pay , the purple reads "workers pay "

 

[dariencc]

He is coming from Northwest Airlines and he will be announced shortly.

Regards,

USA320Pilot

I'VE GOT IT!


EAGAN, Minn. (AP) -- The co-chairman of Northwest Airlines was caught with a
bag of marijuana and a pipe in his briefcase as he tried to board one of the
company's commercial flights in Boise, Idaho.
Gary Wilson, 54, removed himself from his duties with the airline after he
was cited Tuesday for misdemeanor possession of marijuana and drug
paraphernalia.
Wilson, who had been on vacation, was allowed to board the flight to Detroit
after security discovered the marijuana during a routine screening of carry-on
bags.
His lawyer, Thomas McCabe, said Wilson was carrying "considerably less than
one ounce" of marijuana.
"Mr. Wilson sincerely regrets any embarrassment this incident may cause his
friends and colleagues," McCabe said.
Wilson faces up to a $1,000 fine and a year in jail.

 

[PA18]

He is coming from Northwest Airlines and he will be announced shortly.

Regards,

USA320Pilot

Neal Cohen?

BTW, did he manage to get those 10 pilot suicides at NWA that he was bragging about?