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Just a little diversion from all our heated debates here.
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Man Complains Bad Rope Spoiled His Suicide
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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A Romanian man plans to complain to consumer authorities about the poor quality of a rope he used in a failed attempt to hang himself, Romanian papers reported Thursday.

You can''t even die in this country, 45-year-old Victor Dodoi was quoted as saying in the daily Adevarul.
The newspaper said Dodoi''s relatives found him hanging from a tree in his garden and managed to cut the rope with a knife. He was taken by horse-drawn cart and then by ambulance to a hospital in the northern town of Botosani.
Dodoi said he would file a complaint with the Consumer Protection Authority about the quality of the rope, which was easily cut, as soon as he is released

 

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The name sounds like the pax who complained about his personal items getting all wet during yhe last thunderstorm. I remember the name written on the side of the cardboard boxes. One of the best suitcases I ever saw was a "Pamper's" diaper box. They are merely two brown paper grocery bags pasted together.