Oxymorons

[Louie]

Chuck,

Oh, I don't think I could teach an old dog any new tricks, but thanks for the sentiment... your up early what'd ya pee in bed?? 😀 🙄

"Do Pilots take crash courses"?

 

[twotter]

Now louie,

You should know better than to tease the elderly about their bladder problems... Besides, I'm sure Chuck has heard of Depends... 😉

 

[graunch1]

It gives new meaning to us OFs when we talk about an all-nighter. That's when you don't have to get up to drain a pint at 3AM 😉











OF= Old Fart for you young-un's

 

[Rotor-Head]

Can fat people skinny dip? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year 366 days on a leap year why are there locks on the doors? Why do they put brail on drive thru bank machines?

 

[Elvis]

Rotor-Head check My post on Oct 9th for the answer to Your question about the braille ATMs

:elvis: :elvis:

 

[helicopper]

... a twinstar snoopin' out SAMs

<_< 🙁 :angry: :wacko:

 

[twinstar_ca]

twinstars don't have to snoop!!! they all find us!!!! 😀 😀 B)

 

[Kyle]

Male Sensitivity is NOT an Oxymoron

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner."

The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

 

[donnybrook]

Again, not an oxymoron, but...

The French word for "swimming pool" is pronounced "piss in".