Oxymorons

[Swamp Donkey]

"Military Intelligence?" :blink:

 

[gmsemel]

Jumbo Shrimp

 

[graunch1]

If someone from Denmark is Danish why isn't someone who is Spanish from Spainmark? 😛

 

[Winnie]

Not really an oxymoron, but TOTALLY useless:
WHY ARE THERE BRAILLE PADS ON DRIVE-THRU ATM MACHINES?

 

[Vortex Ring]

Fine English cuisine, yeah right 😛

 

[Rosco]

AUTO PILOT 😛

GOVERNMENT WORKER 😀

 

[gannet]

How about taking a leak, aren't you leaving it? Drove past a sign advertising a 'Sanitary Landfill'.

 

[Elvis]

Winnie; which makes more sense, using an existing keyboard ,or making a special drive-thru keyboard without the standard braille pads? :elvis: :elvis:

 

[Winnie]

Jepp you are right, but where is the fun in that? 😀

 

[Bullet Remington]

Professional Peelot - as opposed to???

Unthaw! Does it mean re-freeze or to freeze? Isn't it already frozen?

Auto Land... Auto Throttle


Auto Erotic... No never mind, that one referrs to CTD!!

Happily Married??

Back Asswards..

Transport Canada customer Service... Now theres one for ya!!

If Peace Officers are used in a peaceful, demoracy, Why do they call cops in Canada Police officers? Would you call Police officers in a dictitorial society, Peace officers? :blink:

 

[Charles W.]

Hey...

How can you beat Transport Canada's " Quality Assurance " department.

Now I challenge anyone here to top that one. I have had the missfortune to have gone through that farcial exercise..... has to be the best example of an oxymoron in existance. :wub:

The reverend Chas W.

 

[Louie]

Hmmmm,
I can't figure out if that was Bullshyt or Fertilizer ?? 🙄

 

[Charles W.]

When you get it figured out let us know.

 

[Louie]

Hey Mister Rev I will but in the meantime, I'll cut it and you can pile it !! 😀

 

[Charles W.]

Thanks Louie, if I ever need a B.S. expert I'll get you to teach me.

Chas W.