AUTHENTIC Delta Air Lines Captain Pilot Uniform
This uniform was worn by a dedicated Delta Pilot for =
many years. Now retired and robbed of part, or all, of promised =
pension, uniform is now offered for sale to supplement income.
Suit is worn and empty but filled with memories and =
honor. Suit has been across many miles and many experiences. Suit was =
once filled with pride and service getting thousands of passengers to =
their destination safely. Suit has been through rain, snow, ice, and =
wind without a single tear or scratch. Suit once controlled =
multi-million dollar assets, flown throughout the world, with billions =
of dollars of liability to the company. Suit has never cost company one =
(1) cent in accident or injury.
Although the suit is worn and has been discarded by =
the company, it can be yours. Suit is clean but used. Coat may be =
soiled from hydraulic fluid or grease as plane was inspected. Shirt may =
be soiled from mad dashes through the airport in a rush to the next =
plane in an effort to get back on schedule. Tie may have stains from =
fast food meals that were hurriedly eaten while at the controls. Tie =
comes with you choice of pins, Air Line Pilots Association, Air Force, =
or Airplane. Pants may show signs of wear from may hours spent strapped =
into a seat, hip shows some signs of wear from firearm used to protect =
you and your passengers from harm. Shoes are shiny but worn. Suit =
comes with choice of Old Delta or New Delta emblems. Many prefer the =
Old Delta.
Suit is thought by many to have APHRODISIAC qualities, =
although this cannot be confirmed or denied.
BEWARE putting on this suit can have adverse effects =
on you life. It can cause you to miss your childrens birth. It can =
cause you to miss holiday reunions, family times, and weekends. You may =
miss your Daughters prom and your Sons graduation. Your family may =
think Christmas is not always on December 25th. Your wife will have to =
learn to be a single parent when you are gone for days. The suit can =
cause you to miss entire nights of sleep or get up at 3 AM to meet your =
next schedule. Your neighbors may be jealous of you and think you do =
not deserve to wear the uniform or be compensated for your work.
Originally suit required a four year college degree =
and an internship of 5-10 years in the military, and another 10-15 years =
for the fourth stripe. Suit comes with a promise of a pension if you =
provide years of dedication and service. THE PROMISE MAY BE AS EMPTY AS =
THE SUIT. Now it can be had for the highest bid. Good Luck bidding.
Isn't selling uniform's against the TSA rules??
This uniform was worn by a dedicated Delta Pilot for =
many years. Now retired and robbed of part, or all, of promised =
pension, uniform is now offered for sale to supplement income.
Suit is worn and empty but filled with memories and =
honor. Suit has been across many miles and many experiences. Suit was =
once filled with pride and service getting thousands of passengers to =
their destination safely. Suit has been through rain, snow, ice, and =
wind without a single tear or scratch. Suit once controlled =
multi-million dollar assets, flown throughout the world, with billions =
of dollars of liability to the company. Suit has never cost company one =
(1) cent in accident or injury.
Although the suit is worn and has been discarded by =
the company, it can be yours. Suit is clean but used. Coat may be =
soiled from hydraulic fluid or grease as plane was inspected. Shirt may =
be soiled from mad dashes through the airport in a rush to the next =
plane in an effort to get back on schedule. Tie may have stains from =
fast food meals that were hurriedly eaten while at the controls. Tie =
comes with you choice of pins, Air Line Pilots Association, Air Force, =
or Airplane. Pants may show signs of wear from may hours spent strapped =
into a seat, hip shows some signs of wear from firearm used to protect =
you and your passengers from harm. Shoes are shiny but worn. Suit =
comes with choice of Old Delta or New Delta emblems. Many prefer the =
Old Delta.
Suit is thought by many to have APHRODISIAC qualities, =
although this cannot be confirmed or denied.
BEWARE putting on this suit can have adverse effects =
on you life. It can cause you to miss your childrens birth. It can =
cause you to miss holiday reunions, family times, and weekends. You may =
miss your Daughters prom and your Sons graduation. Your family may =
think Christmas is not always on December 25th. Your wife will have to =
learn to be a single parent when you are gone for days. The suit can =
cause you to miss entire nights of sleep or get up at 3 AM to meet your =
next schedule. Your neighbors may be jealous of you and think you do =
not deserve to wear the uniform or be compensated for your work.
Originally suit required a four year college degree =
and an internship of 5-10 years in the military, and another 10-15 years =
for the fourth stripe. Suit comes with a promise of a pension if you =
provide years of dedication and service. THE PROMISE MAY BE AS EMPTY AS =
THE SUIT. Now it can be had for the highest bid. Good Luck bidding.
Isn't selling uniform's against the TSA rules??
