Bullet Remington
Senior
- Mar 9, 2003
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So here''s the deal. I figured with the moderator thingy they''d give me an astute, senior and experienced. look-up-to type of person. But.... It appears that RDM is now "Da Sherriff."
Being an old tired, crippled and contankerous engineer, somewhere along the line, I''m going to pee in his porridge.
My thought is, given the amount of water he has to tolerate, "down dere", his "breaking point" may be reached with even a lessor amount of aggravation. So with that thought in mind, here''s what I''ve come up with. Bear in mind that this has NOTHING to do with RDM''s Low C of G. Rather, a dry and content moderator will never turn into a mood-erator!
I figured in might be a good idea to come up with something to ensure he stays dry, and if the water level keeps rising, he could maybe, start the RDM School of Survival.
So far, I have EA-1, Inflatable raft, (It''s one of those really neat ones from Canadian Tire with the rubber duckies on it - one set of "water wings", (don''t fit my young feller anymore but ya never know - they might come in handy), - one box of "Bob the Builder" Band-aids and a half a box of "Blue''s Clues" - and half a container of "Matured" JeuJeubs (left over from Halloween last year. - Just in case he get adrift in the raft) I also have one of those little orange flags off the young fellers bike, helps to see him if he goes adrift - and a Scoopy Doo hat to keep his head warm. I''m still lookin for a pair of those leather mitts (called "skin shucks" in Newfie Land)with the stings on them.
Anybody else want to throw something in and stay on his "good side"?
Being an old tired, crippled and contankerous engineer, somewhere along the line, I''m going to pee in his porridge.
My thought is, given the amount of water he has to tolerate, "down dere", his "breaking point" may be reached with even a lessor amount of aggravation. So with that thought in mind, here''s what I''ve come up with. Bear in mind that this has NOTHING to do with RDM''s Low C of G. Rather, a dry and content moderator will never turn into a mood-erator!
I figured in might be a good idea to come up with something to ensure he stays dry, and if the water level keeps rising, he could maybe, start the RDM School of Survival.
So far, I have EA-1, Inflatable raft, (It''s one of those really neat ones from Canadian Tire with the rubber duckies on it - one set of "water wings", (don''t fit my young feller anymore but ya never know - they might come in handy), - one box of "Bob the Builder" Band-aids and a half a box of "Blue''s Clues" - and half a container of "Matured" JeuJeubs (left over from Halloween last year. - Just in case he get adrift in the raft) I also have one of those little orange flags off the young fellers bike, helps to see him if he goes adrift - and a Scoopy Doo hat to keep his head warm. I''m still lookin for a pair of those leather mitts (called "skin shucks" in Newfie Land)with the stings on them.
Anybody else want to throw something in and stay on his "good side"?