threat to a USAIRWAYS A320

[Art at ISP]

..and this Griswold guy looked alot like Chevy Chase

 

[N965VJ]

US is in negotiations to become the Official Airline of Wally World. Expect to see some WW-branded ticket jackets next spring.

The Sandcastle is working hard to distill the following into a workable marketing slogan:

"I think you're all #%@ in the head. We're 10 hours from the #%@in' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much #%@in' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our &$^* smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your %#&! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose!"