Three word story

[tech2101]

in the union....

of dues paying...

 

[UAL_TECH]

of dues paying...

Troglodytes that have...

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

A...DICTIONARY :blink:.....for.......

 

[tech2101]

A...DICTIONARY :blink:.....for.......

spelling words like...

 

[Travelagent]

spelling words like...

dogs,cats and rats

 

[USAir757]

because they can't

 

[SharoninSAT]

figure it out...

 

[Gilding the Lily]

due to the. . .

 

[tech2101]

due to the. . .

repetitive write-up...

 

[NewHampshire Black Bears]

So,...instead they......

 

[UAL_TECH]

So,...instead they......

shot gun something...

 

[SolidCactus]

...using speed tape...

 

[North by Northwest]

before the STRIKE!

 

[SolidCactus]

... new first class ...

 

[UAL_TECH]

...using duct tape...

To ‘shot gun’ something is a replacement of a part using the WAG theory.
Duct tape is a repair which in some cases may legal (Typically in the cabin). You are probably inferring to ‘speed tape’ which has chemical adhesive properties (depending on the application) that make it a viable temporary repair to the skin.

I only say this to clarify if this 'time wasting effort' will be factual, or not.
Just taking further 'shots' without reason, is even worse than the reality.