Time for a funny story

[Dont call me Shirley]

The Haircut


One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.


Afterward, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you,' 'I am doing this as a community service this week.'


The florist was pleased and left the barber shop.


When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay, the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing this as a community service this week.'


The cop was happy and left the barber shop.


The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you'
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.


The next day his friend the airline pilot came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay, the barber
again told him, 'I cannot accept money from you.' 'I'm doing this as a community service
this week.'


The pilot was very happy and left the shop.


The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
pilots lined up, all waiting for a free haircut.

 

[jimntx]

And, when the sweeper came in to straighten up the shop, all 12 said, "Would you put together a complete USA Today if you find all the sections and save it for me?"

 

[SparrowHawk]

There are two Swedish Pilots flying a plane into an airport. They line it up perfectly and all is looking good. "Looks like another perfect landing eh?" says one pilot to the other, "Yup" he answers with confidence. They glide in and hit the runway perfectly. However, as soon as they touch the ground they see the end quickly approaching. So, they slam on the brakes, put up the flaps and skid to a halt just before careening into a gully. "This has to be the shortest runway I have ever seen!" Says one pilot. The other one replies "ya...but it is perty darn wide."