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Press Release
Dateline, Monday December 15th, 2003, 9am
US Airways announces the creation of the 30th VP position.
ARLINGTON, Va., Dec. 14 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ David Siegel announces the new Vice President position to be added to add to the spread of hate and discontent of our employees.
Therefore we welcome Captain Lawrence "Chip" Munn to the position of Vice President of Rumor Control, *DELETED BY MODERATOR*
Chip is a former UAL pilot who left and came to work for US Airways, currently Chip is an A320 Captain, DELEETED BY MODERATOR
Chip will start his position as soon as US Airways announces how we are gonna ruin the upcoming holiday season for our employees.
US Airways, the US Airways Express carriers and US Airways Shuttle provide service to nearly 200 destinations worldwide, including 37 states in the U.S. and 10 destinations in Europe. In the Caribbean and Latin America, US Airways serves Antigua, Aruba, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, Cancun, Cozumel, Grand Bahama Island, Grand Cayman, Grenada, Mexico City, Montego Bay, Nassau, Providenciales, Punta Cana, San Jose, San Juan, Santo Domingo, St. Kitts, St. Lucia, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, and St. Croix. Through the GoCaribbean network carriers, US Airways serves Anguilla, Dominica, St. Eustatius, Nevis, Saba, St. Barthelemy, St. Vincent, Tobago and Tortola.
Source: US Airways
Satire
Press Release
Dateline, Monday December 15th, 2003, 9am
US Airways announces the creation of the 30th VP position.
ARLINGTON, Va., Dec. 14 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ David Siegel announces the new Vice President position to be added to add to the spread of hate and discontent of our employees.
Therefore we welcome Captain Lawrence "Chip" Munn to the position of Vice President of Rumor Control, *DELETED BY MODERATOR*
Chip is a former UAL pilot who left and came to work for US Airways, currently Chip is an A320 Captain, DELEETED BY MODERATOR
Chip will start his position as soon as US Airways announces how we are gonna ruin the upcoming holiday season for our employees.
US Airways, the US Airways Express carriers and US Airways Shuttle provide service to nearly 200 destinations worldwide, including 37 states in the U.S. and 10 destinations in Europe. In the Caribbean and Latin America, US Airways serves Antigua, Aruba, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, Cancun, Cozumel, Grand Bahama Island, Grand Cayman, Grenada, Mexico City, Montego Bay, Nassau, Providenciales, Punta Cana, San Jose, San Juan, Santo Domingo, St. Kitts, St. Lucia, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, and St. Croix. Through the GoCaribbean network carriers, US Airways serves Anguilla, Dominica, St. Eustatius, Nevis, Saba, St. Barthelemy, St. Vincent, Tobago and Tortola.
Source: US Airways
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