Us Adding A New Vp Slot

[700UW]

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Press Release

Dateline, Monday December 15th, 2003, 9am

US Airways announces the creation of the 30th VP position.

ARLINGTON, Va., Dec. 14 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ David Siegel announces the new Vice President position to be added to add to the spread of hate and discontent of our employees.

Therefore we welcome Captain Lawrence "Chip" Munn to the position of Vice President of Rumor Control, *DELETED BY MODERATOR*

Chip is a former UAL pilot who left and came to work for US Airways, currently Chip is an A320 Captain, DELEETED BY MODERATOR

Chip will start his position as soon as US Airways announces how we are gonna ruin the upcoming holiday season for our employees.


US Airways, the US Airways Express carriers and US Airways Shuttle provide service to nearly 200 destinations worldwide, including 37 states in the U.S. and 10 destinations in Europe. In the Caribbean and Latin America, US Airways serves Antigua, Aruba, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, Cancun, Cozumel, Grand Bahama Island, Grand Cayman, Grenada, Mexico City, Montego Bay, Nassau, Providenciales, Punta Cana, San Jose, San Juan, Santo Domingo, St. Kitts, St. Lucia, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, and St. Croix. Through the GoCaribbean network carriers, US Airways serves Anguilla, Dominica, St. Eustatius, Nevis, Saba, St. Barthelemy, St. Vincent, Tobago and Tortola.

Source: US Airways

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[AKA_trvlr64]

Best chuckle in a long time! Thanks!!

 

[Twicebaked]

My point exactly...If Chip didn't say it or hear it..."it ain't true".

 

[DCAflyer]

700, that is absolutely mean-spirited and not necessary. I hope the moderators delete this string as inflamatory. Think what you will about Chip, and agree or disagree with his posts, and call him to task when you think he deserves it. But his posts are always presented with an amazing amount of research and background information.

Don't you have anything better to do?

-DCAflyer

 

[delldude]

WARNING WILL ROBINSON,WARNING!

 

[700UW]

It is called satire, and if you know anything about his posts, they are cherry picked pieces of an articles, not the whole thing. He has been proven wrong numerous times and chooses to ignore it when his posts are proved inaccurate, it is not mean spirited it is a satire, a joke to lighten up all the gloom and doom on the boards.

Go ask 767jetz or any UAL employee about his posts and how inaccurate they are.

Satire: 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

 

[AKA_trvlr64]

700, that is absolutely mean-spirited and not necessary. I hope the moderators delete this string as inflamatory. Think what you will about Chip, and agree or disagree with his posts, and call him to task when you think he deserves it. But his posts are always presented with an amazing amount of research and background information.

Don't you have anything better to do?

-DCAflyer

Anyone can find an already published article by any media source and make opinions about it. What is intolerable is Chip's relentless pursuit to he being the ONLY person within USAirways who makes such comments.

Enough is enough. It's becoming the Boy who cried Wolf syndrome.

 

[delldude]

now now boys and girls...daddy always said a little levity is good for the soul...