What a Surprise!

[Formatman]

Heard at work today that the company called the CWA negotiators back to DCA a day early. Seems that the company needs "more" money than they originally anticipated from the CWA. Seems that they "undervalued" or "underestimated" the value of something that they were asking of the CWA...and now they need us to give more. What a load of [edited]. Of course, I guess that is to be expected from a company that files bankruptcy and then says "oops", we forgot...we're really twice as deep in debt as we thought we were! Who in the heck is doing our books, the ENRON accountants?[(] [(] [(]

 

[RealityCheck]

If this is true, all they need to do is sell the Jags, fire the maids, sell the Ocean City and Hamptons condos, and voila!!!Magic money!
Oh, almost forgot, hold a new hire job fair next door to MC Donalds, minus the background and drug tests of course.