You Know You're Really Broke When

[Colby]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE REALLY BROKE WHEN........

American Express calls and says, "Leave home withour it !"

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe Lincoln

Lond distance companies don't call you to switch anymore

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment

Your Bologna has NO FIRST NAME

You give blood everyday....just for the Orange Juice

Sally Struthers sends you food.

McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments

At communion you go back for seconds

You wash your toliet paper

You have to save up to be Poor

Your imaginary friend has more money than you

You Owe YOURSELF MONEY !!!!!!!!


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LOL CB