A little humor

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Oldy but moldy....:)
An old man sitting on his porch sees a little boy walk by with duct (duck) tape in his hand.
He says to the little boy "Where are you going with that duct tape?"
Little boy responds "I'm going to catch me some duck"
Old man says "no no no, that's not how it works"
Later on he sees the little boy walking back home with 6 ducks.
He thinks wtf?
Next day the little boy has some chicken wire. Same question, same answer.

Little boy says he's going to catch some chicken and again the man tells him that's not how it's works.
Sure as **** to the Old Mans surprise the little boy comes walking back home with 6 chickens and the old man is wondering how he's doing this.

The next day here comes the little boy and the old man sees he has some twigs in his hand. Old Man says "What do you got now? A bunch of sticks?" Little boy says "yea it's pussy willow" Old Man says "hold on! I'll come with ya!"

Then he came home with 6 cats....:)
 

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