I am still on probation. I don't even get to draw sick pay until I have completed my probation.
Calling in sick while still on probation--and on the first scheduled day following time off, no less!
Absolutely brilliant.
Ought to be grounds for immediate termination of ANY probationary employee!
NW's probably desperate enough to keep him around, though...
Reminds me of the "Airline" segment a few seasons back in which a prospective WN employee was bitchin' up a storm at the gate because she had been bumped off of her (space available pass) flight back home to ORF from BWI, following her initial interview.
This girl was so stupid he had absolutely no clue that the more she raised a stink right there in front of Customers, the less likely she was to EVER be a WN employee...