A Few Questions About the China Service

[Dash Trash]

So what do ya'll think?

What type of RJ will be doing the flying?
Where will the fuel stops be?
What will the weight restrictions be?
Will LaChoy place their ads on the tray tables?
Will the flight attendants pass out fortune cookies with whether your bags made the flight in them?
Will those fortune cookies actually be advertisements for Ramen Noodles?
Which contract carrier will get the flying?

 

[Edward]

This is better in the water cooler so I'm moving it there.