A little humor

[Insp4]

 

[KCFlyer]

A woman was window shopping at Tiffany's and leaned over a counter to look at a diamond bracelet. At that moment, she broke wind. Hoping no one had heard, she looked around and a young salesman was standing behind her. He was very polite and respectful looking, so she decided to pretend as if nothing happened and asked him "Could you tell me how much this bracelet cost" The salesman replied "If you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh!t when you hear the price".

 

[xUT]

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate
Our tax dollars at work..🙄

 

[Insp4]

And now, my favorite duo have something to say!

 

[xUT]

Now that's funny..
😀

 

[Albert]

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate
Our tax dollars at work..🙄

You'd be in the 90% bracket

 

[Insp4]

 

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[Albert]

Now that's funny..
😀

I'm going to make up a joke xUT walks into a bar and meets Johnny Deeper.......thats all I got right now......and they say if the log rolls over.......no that's not it

 

[xUT]

I'm going to make up a joke xUT walks into a bar and meets Johnny Deeper.......thats all I got right now......and they say if the log rolls over.......no that's not it

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Albert, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Albert asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Albert comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Albert says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Albert comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

 

[Albert]

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Albert, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Albert asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Albert comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Albert says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Albert comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

You should have made Fred, Albert silly

 

[xUT]

You should have made Fred, Albert silly

It's a joke Albert. This is not a vindictive thread.
I don't mind you trolling me, but at least have some humor.

 

[Insp4]

 

[Insp4]

Have you ever worked with someone like this? I have!