American Airlines pilot opener.........

[Weight&Balance]

Here's my opener -

I want to sleep with Selma Hayak and Catherine Zeta Jones.

OK Management, I'll settle for half the ask.

I'll take Selma ...you take Catherine

 

[nostradamus]

sharktooth
post Sep 21 2006, 07:37 PM
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"Sounds to me like these guys know what negotiating is all about.......as opposed to our WATBs (PIT and PHL reps excluded)"

Below is a list of demands sent to Santa for Christmas,

New bike,
Latest video game,
latest cell phone,
peace in the world,
anatomically correct Barbie,
..........
..........
./././/../

etc

 

[jimntx]

Here's my opener -

I want to sleep with Selma Hayak and Catherine Zeta Jones.

OK Management, I'll settle for half the ask.

You'll never get Ms. Hayak to agree to your terms if you don't learn her correct first name.

It's SALMA, not Selma.